Mom! How can _____ kill me?

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He Will Get His hat, Stuff it in your mouth and choke you.

MOMMMM! HOW CAN A Unicorn KILL ME?
 
The unicorn is mad you neglected that one unicorn plush so the unicorn stabs you through the heart.

How can not being able to die of any cause or being able to be injured kill me?
 
It will kill your emotions. You watch as friends and loved ones come and go, yet you can never be with them as you know you will stay the same forever. So after 1374 years of living, 752 relationships, 53 weddings, 97 children, you sit down and evaluate your life as you watch son's daughter's granddaughter's niece's son grow up and go to university, just like you watched all of your other children do so. You die inside of sadness, basically :)

Mum! How can being British kill me?
 
If you have fatal asthma it could.

Mom! How can spaghetti kill me?
 
Papyrus will get mad at you for not eating his spaghetti, since I told you you could choke on it, so he calls Undyne and she murders you since you chose genocide, you heartless monster.

Mom, how can fangirls kill me?
 
The Fangirls Are Gonna Scream Until Your Mind explodes

Mom How Can The Running Man Challenge Kill Me?
 
Doing it near a cliff, slowly you inch towards the cliff into the ocean. You can't swim, so you die.

Mom! How can Melanie Martinez kill me?
 
You drown in her crybaby tears.

Mom! How can my art kill me?
 
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You shop until you drop. Literally. As you shop, a ceiling light and a dressing room mirror fall on top of you.

Mom! How can bubble wrap kill me?
 
By drowning you in its endless content of stank

Mom! How can bananabanana power kill me?
 
Your brain is overloaded by the bananabanana power, so you descend into madness and insanity. You suddenly turn into a banana and people eat you. "Nom nom nom" is the last thing you hear as they slowly chew your banana ears.

Mom! How can a unicorn kill me?
 
Don't stab me D:

Mom, how can Trump's wall kill me?
 
*Facepalm* You get killed in dg man, Did I Raise you to be stupid?!
Mom! How Can Micheal Phelps Kill me?
 
The skins become sentient and then murder you :p

Mom, how can BANANANANANANANNANANANANANANANANANANANANANAAN kill me?
 
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