Mom! How can _____ kill me?

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By the name being so stupid that you cry so hard at the sad name that there is no salt in your body and you die.

Mom, how can YouTube kill me?
 
by seeing all your favorite youtubers live far away or have concerts and be so broke you don't get to go and then dying of sadness


Mom, how can South Korea kill me?
(lmao idk)
 
By accidentally buying an one-way ticket to North Korea when you wanted to vacation in Seoul and meet your favorite K-Pop groups, BTS and BIGBANG.

Mom! How can Switzerland kill me?
 
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You can eat so much Swiss Chocolate you die



Mom, how can fanfic kill me?
XD
 
Killing you with the feels. You die of happiness when you read the perfect ending.

Mom! How can Santa Claus kill me?
 
You become overloaded with presents.
Mum! How can music kill me?
 
Blasting the music so loud. It rings in your ears until your sleepy eyes fade into oblivion and become unconscious for a million years. You wake up and find WALL-E next to you. You pass out.

Mom! How can Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. kill me?
 
By not filing his paperwork she got do made that he scared you and it was his first scare ever. And you got so scared you die.

Mom, how can a highlighter kill me?
 
You lick the highlighter like it was a fudge popsicle. The highlighter's toxic chemicals melt your tongue. Since you can no longer taste food, you swallow the highlighter which chokes you.

Mom! How can a jellybean kill me?
 
Well jellybeans are too jelly for you and beans are just weird so you die from awkwardness.

Mom, how can puke kill me?
 
by bring you presents and then you see him and seeing him you die because no one is aloud to see him. so if you see him then you die so no one can know what he looks like.

Mom, how can snapchat kill me?
 
Your addiction to Snapchat's dog filter makes you forget that you were walking towards a cliff as you took the best one.

Mom! How can the flower crown filter kill me?
 
The flowers glitch down to your neck and then strangle you to death.

Mom, how can fans kill me?
 
You locked yourself in because you didn't want to go to the dentist. You forget to come out so you grow old and a skeleton is all what's left. Next time my sweet child, go to the dentist when your momma asks you to.

Mom! How can singing kill me?
 
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