Mom! How can _____ kill me?

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They drive you insane until you're so annoyed that you forget to eat or drink. So you die. (I just breathed while trying to eat a piece of ice iM CHOKING HALP)

Mom, how can ice kill me?
 
because you breath while trying to eat ice and choke~


How can friends kill you?
 
friends are for the weak, so they kill you (that made sense, be quiet)

mom, how can tomatoes kill me?
 
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Because they are too gross and so if boiled up ur stomach and ten killed you.

Mom, how can water kill me?
 
you can...choke. yeah, thats how that works

Mom, how can profile pictures kill you?
 
By being so amazing people hate themselves and die from embarrassment.

Mom, how can a feather kill me?
 
By soothing your mind too much that it explodes of peace signs. (it makes sense XD)

Mom, how can my ugliness kill me?
 
By being to sweet that it rips all ur sweet teeth out til u hate chocolate and then are allergic to it and then u die.

Mom, how can a spoon kill me?
 
You can shove it down your your throat.


Mom, how can Melanie Martinez kill me?
 
by winning, then you drown in money and fame.

mom, how can lord of the rings kill me?
 
By wanting the ring so bad, you turn into a shriveled, hunched over, aged, hairless, and grumpy creature (well this). You say "My precious..." until you die because your vocal cords erupt into little micro bits.

Mom! How can a Krabby Patty kill me?
 
Because they pat your insides which tickles you to death from the inside.

Mom, how can a book kill me?
 
You spoiled the ending of the story, so your head is banged repeatedly with the book until your brain explodes of knowledge and gets squashed. Sweetheart, never spoil endings. EVER.

Mom! How can a crayon kill me?
 
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