Mom! How can _____ kill me?

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Have you seen Minions? they love bananas. and they killed all their owners accidently.
mindblown

Mom, how can the pope kill me?
 
He can't. Thou shalt not kill (6th Commandment).

Mom! How can lemons kill me?
 
Life thought you stole its lemons, so he asks his brother Death to take care of you.

Mom! How can I kill me?
 
just watch your crush do something cute and you'll die




Mom, how can Jun from Seventeen kill me?
as if he hasn't already.
 
It's evil ( No idea what that is but okay XD )

Mom, how can water kill me?
 
Going to the beach this summer, and wanting to swim. But you can't, so you drown.

Mom! How can 4th of July fireworks kill me?
 
you're like "WOOAOOH so pretty" and like walk up to them and they light off and you fly to space with them because you got shot up into the air


Mom, how can YouTube Red kill me?
 
ITS EVIL I TELL YA THAT 30 DAY TRIAL ENDS UP BEING 100'S OF DOLLARS

Mom, how can water kill me?
 
Too much water floods your insides until you explode. You just had to drink 100 water bottles today!

Mom! How can air kill me?
 
Avatar Aang airbends you towards the ocean. You can only firebend so you suffocate from drowning.

Mom! How can waffles kill me?
 
By being brought to life, they eat you before you eat them.

Mom! How can Tumblr kill me?
 
Tumblr is like the void in Minecraft, once you fall in. You lose everything, including your sanity.

Mom! How can Snapchat kill me?
 
basIC

Mom, how can MAI PRODACT kill me?
 
People not buying it leaves you broke and you starve.

Mom! How can life kill me?
 
Life can kill you by being sucky. An example of life being sucky and killing you is when Donald Trump becomes drunk and rides his magical flying unicorn while trying to stab you with a spoon...

Mom! How can gay people kill me?
 
from being too perfect that you die from cuteness and ship-y-ness

Mom! How can Miku kill me? D:
 
In Many Ways Like Playing Minecraft

Mom How Can Collecting God Items Kill Me?
 
All the YouTube stank.

Mom! How can books kill me?
 
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