Mom! How can _____ kill me?

[NewBlueLink]

While wearing them your don't get enough light for your eyes and your head explodes!

 

[NinjaPro0306]

People think you are blind and then start trying to kill you

Mom! How can YOUR mom kill me?

 

[NewBlueLink]

She gets angry at youngsters like you, and hits them in the head with her walking stick

 

[7heSw4gCr4ft666]

um

Mom! How can mom kill me?

 

[Jesi]

I can't. I love you, honey. But if you cross me, I will use my cookies to poison you.

Mom! How can Pokemon Go kill me?

 

[7heSw4gCr4ft666]

Bcuz car accidents

Mom! How can my butt kill me?

 

[spimch]

Cause bootyful is now a word hun.

Mom.. How can salad kill me ?

 

[Cutest<3]

Ooh... That needs a bit more kale

Mom! How can a keychain kill me?

 

[NewBlueLink]

It jingles and jangles, then annoys thugs in the street and they attack you

Mum how can being immortal kill me?

 

[Leb_]

Well honey, What is life *shoots self*

Mum how can listening to @gigosaurus kill me?

 

[spimch]

Well honey, What is life *shoots self*

Mum how can listening to @gigosaurus kill me?

That man Is EVIL I tell you!

Mom, how can art kill me ?

 

[7heSw4gCr4ft666]

bcuz something

Mom, how can Rachel Ballinger kill me? xdd

 

[Leb_]

Cuz she can

Mom how can Donald Trump kill me?

 

[Koolie]

Because he will build a wall between us.

Mom how can John Cena kill me?

 

[7heSw4gCr4ft666]

son ur so dumb he can eat u alive...

Mom how can I kill myself?

 

[Laikin]

With Clorox Bleach.

Mom, how can i eat meat without feeling like a horrible person?

 

[7heSw4gCr4ft666]

iunno

Mom how can MrBeast's worst intro series kill me

 

[Aluux]

Because you looked at it too much

Mom how can water kill me?

 

[oop]

It Will Sufficate You Until You Die
Mim How Can Steven Universe Kill Me??

 

[Cutest<3]

The good episodes will make u tear up and u swallow your tears and choke on them

Mom how can eating weed kill me?