Mom! How can _____ kill me?

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Because it will cause you to have hallucinations and make you think you're invincible

Mum how can America kill me?
 
Isn't trump enough of an answer?

Mom how can my puppy kill me?
 
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Being so adorable it makes you die of cuteness

Mum how can Politics kill me?
 
Chu Will Die Because Idk c
Mom How Can Glasses Kill Me? (I Actually Wear Glasses Don't Judge Meh)
 
They will make you see everything and you will see things you will want to unsee

Mum how can friends kill me?
 
Well, they can punch your lungs which will then cause you to suffocate and die :)

Mom how can you kill me?
 
With a knife to the throat

Mum how can John Cena kill me?
 
Oh gawd no SUPERMAN PUNCH WITH A WRENCH

Mum how can being immortal kill me?
 
You will want to die after a long enough time watching your friends die

Mum how can eating meat kill me?
 
Because I never cook it.

Mum how will Stabbing myself kill me?
 
cuz ur blood will go omg nuu were dying so u die

Mom how can PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWDIEPAH kill me
 
Bro fist

Mum how can Can can can can can can can can can can kill me>?
 
God hath no wrath like a women scorned XD

Mum how can GamerGuts kill me?
 
The toxic chemicals fry you like bacon.

Mom! How can Hillary Clinton kill me?

P.S. @ThatBubbleFunGamer & @AquaraiX make real answers. It kills the fun.
 
Stabbing you.

Mom! How can spoons kill me?
 
You can put one in your mouth and run into a wall, which will suffocate you.


Mom, how can I kill myself?
 
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