Mom! How can _____ kill me?

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Sweetie! NO! You can suffocate from the sweatshirt fumes as you are beheaded by the hoodie. :eek:

Mom! How can Snapchat kill me?
 
Girls that are hotter than you chillin with a hair tie, no makeup with some sweatpants on. Then they walk the hall and know they wanna flaunt it.

Mom! How can baby Dory kill me?
 
Thinking that you kidnapped her parents, she throws purple sea shells at you. She forgets what she was doing, so she proceeds to ask "Can you help me find my parents?" However, she forgets each time, leaving you to hear her ask for 666 hours. Your ears bleed, then explode.

Mom! How can sprinkles kill me?
 
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Because he can slap you in the face with his fins if you come close enough and then throw you!

Mom, how can my hair kill me?
 
It gets stuck in your mouth then you choke. (this happens to me all the time tho)

Mom, how can a horse kill me?
 
You'll develop guns for hands. Then you scratch your hair/face.

Mum! How can roleplaying kill me?
 
You loose all of your progress and you die because you cannot live without playing the game.

Mommm, how can grass kill me?
 
Trump crashes Creative by building his wall so the builders #BlameTrump. Before Creative is up, the builders spam the forums for hours with cute kitty and puppy pics. You die from cuteness overload.

Mom! How can glitter and sparkles kill me?
 
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By being too bright that you eat them then they get caught in you organs and then rip them apart.

Mom, how can @JessGemini kill me?
 
Many ways. I can kill you with art and by locking you in a room, stealing your cookies and forgetting to unlock the door as I eat them. :)

Mom! How can @silver_gamer00 kill me?
 
Many different ways. She could shoot you with a gun, or stab you with a knife, etc.

Mom, how can headphones kill me?
 
you can play your jams so loudly your just like "OH MY GOD THIS SONG IS SO GOOD" and like fall over and die

Mom, how can my crush kill me?
 
By swallowing such a big piece that you choke and die.
Enough said
Mom, how can cute kittens kill me?
 
You're allergic to cats like me.

Mom, how can ponds kill me?
 
Ponds can kill you by flooding and carrying you into the ocean with no wifi, thus death.


How can annoying things kill me?
 
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