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What has words on it but is a book?
A book. (This is the best joke by far. If I were you and were reading the joke. I (being you and reading the joke as you) would thumbs up that joke and say how great Henry hoover is.)
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Nice TryWhat has words on it but is a book?
A book. (This is the best joke since it's the only one, I win)
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, then you might as well Barium.
its bad ik
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, then you might as well Barium.
its bad ik
Thanks for putting in the spoiler lol. I wouldn't have gotten it otherwise.
But I think it would make more sense if he broke his feet? I don't know xD Good joke
Not really. You need your hands to cook with, not your feet.
But nonetheless, I'm glad you liked it
I thought it would make more sense with feet because "wok" sounds like "walk," so it could be "you'll never WALK (wok) again." That's how I thought about it, anyway. It was still a good joke, though!Not really. You need your hands to cook with, not your feet.
But nonetheless, I'm glad you liked it
Why did the platypus lose access to his credit card?
Because he had too large of a bill.
The chemistry geek approves.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
That's perfect.
If you dig a deep hole and fill it halfway with dirt, how many halves of a hole do you have now?
There's no such thing as half a hole. A hole is a hole.
Say it however you want, but I just thought that made more sense because I forgot what a wok is. Either way works.Ahhhhhh okay. I get what you're sayin' Thanks!
Why did the 6th grader bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
These are all amazing. 
I wanna join in on the fun.
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Why do you sit next to me in Chemistry class?
How did the Sun annoy the Planets?
I hope these jokes made you cringe.
I wanna join in on the fun.
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock, of course!
(Yay, history jokes.)
(Yay, history jokes.)
Why do you sit next to me in Chemistry class?
Because you're always positive. 
(Thought of this myself. *flips hair*)
(Thought of this myself. *flips hair*)
How did the Sun annoy the Planets?
The Sun thought she was the center of attention, since the Planets revolved around her.
I hope these jokes made you cringe.
Those were funny!I hope these jokes made you cringe.
Why couldn't Ganon surf the internet?
Because there were too many Links.
What does Mario delete weekly on his computer?
His Bowser history.
Video game jokes heh
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