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1. Please keep it PG
2. Most liked/hearted joke wins!

Here's mine: What did John Cena say to a blind kid?
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
 
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What has words on it but is a book?

A book. (This is the best joke by far. If I were you and were reading the joke. I (being you and reading the joke as you) would thumbs up that joke and say how great Henry hoover is.)
 
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What does a ghost wear? BOOts
 
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What did one foot say to the other foot? Nice to feet you



@Bheryl
 
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What do you do with a sick chemist?


If you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, then you might as well Barium.

its bad ik
 
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What do you do with a sick chemist?


If you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, then you might as well Barium.

its bad ik
Considering I just did a Chemistry mid-term exam, I find this overly hilarious.
 
What did the doctor say to the Chinese chef who broke both of his hands?

You'll never wok again.

Badum chshhhh

A wok is a Chineese cooking pot....
 
What did the doctor say to the Chinese chef who broke both of his hands?

You'll never wok again.

Badum chshhhh

A wok is a Chineese cooking pot....
Thanks for putting in the spoiler lol. I wouldn't have gotten it otherwise.

But I think it would make more sense if he broke his feet? I don't know xD Good joke
 
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Not really. You need your hands to cook with, not your feet.
But nonetheless, I'm glad you liked it :p
I thought it would make more sense with feet because "wok" sounds like "walk," so it could be "you'll never WALK (wok) again." That's how I thought about it, anyway. It was still a good joke, though!

Why did the platypus lose access to his credit card?


Because he had too large of a bill.
 
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What do you do with a sick chemist?


If you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, then you might as well Barium.

its bad ik
The chemistry geek approves.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
 
The chemistry geek approves.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
That's perfect.

If you dig a deep hole and fill it halfway with dirt, how many halves of a hole do you have now?

There's no such thing as half a hole. A hole is a hole.
 
I thought it would make more sense with feet because "wok" sounds like "walk," so it could be "you'll never WALK (wok) again." That's how I thought about it, anyway. It was still a good joke, though!
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Ahhhhhh okay. I get what you're sayin' Thanks!
:D
 
Ahhhhhh okay. I get what you're sayin' Thanks!
:D
Say it however you want, but I just thought that made more sense because I forgot what a wok is. Either way works. :)

Why did the 6th grader bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
 
These are all amazing. :eek:
I wanna join in on the fun. :)

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock, of course!
(Yay, history jokes.) :D

Why do you sit next to me in Chemistry class?
Because you're always positive. <3
(Thought of this myself. *flips hair*)

How did the Sun annoy the Planets?
The Sun thought she was the center of attention, since the Planets revolved around her. :p

I hope these jokes made you cringe. ;)
 
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I hope these jokes made you cringe. ;)
Those were funny!

Why couldn't Ganon surf the internet?
Because there were too many Links.

What does Mario delete weekly on his computer?
His Bowser history.

Video game jokes heh
 
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