Jokes!

[calico]

Knock knock
Who's there?
The guy who just said "knock knock"
I'm bad at jokes sorry ;-;

 

[Emviar]

Here are some I found online:

Why can't you enter Sauron's lair?

Spoiler: idk why?

Because there's always one Mordor.

What do you need to play the new Lord of the Rings pinball game?

Spoiler: le answer

Tolkiens.

Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?

Spoiler: answerino

Because he was cursing in class!

How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?

Spoiler: looooove is the answerrrrr (jk)

With Dementos.

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You don't get my Harry Potter jokes? There must be something RON with you.