Corrupt a Wish

[jyrni]

Granted, but you’d be frozen with it.

I wish I was more confident in myself.

 

[aestheticsushi.]

Granted, but now nobody else has confidence in you and puts you down all the time.


I wish my birthday would come sooner : )

 

[Talit]

Granted, but no one remembers it.

I wish I had more free time.

 

[ABennn]

Granted, but you soon fill that free time with activities (like work and school) so there’s none left.

I wish I could turn invisible

 

[aestheticsushi.]

Granted, but now everyone around you is invisible too.


I wish I had a new pair of Vans

 

[mikey]

Granted, but they have marker ink and holes all over it.

I wish I can go see Try Guys in Chicago

 

[pLANTy]

Granted, but they had to cancel last second and you're left alone in Chicago.

I wish I never screwed myself up on Partyzone.

 

[Talit]

Granted, but you screwed yourself up in every other minecraft server.

I wish I had impecable accuracy while writing.

 

[.Am.]

Granted but you forgot a c in impeccable there

I wish I could draw better

 

[pLANTy]

Granted, but you have to work for it.


I wish dogs could talk.

 

[aestheticsushi.]

Granted, but now humans can't. Wow. What a sad wish.



I wish I could drive

 

[pLANTy]

Granted, you can drive now! But only out of your driveway.


I wish for a hug.

 

[Talit]

Wish granted, but everyone hugs you and you die from suffocation. Cuddle death!

I wish money disappeared.

 

[pLANTy]

Granted, all I can say is rip economy.


I wish I could die.

 

[ABennn]

Granted, but you died because you started lots of (un)natural disasters via magic. You killed everyone.

I wish I was fantastic at math

 

[jyrni]

Granted, but you are terrible at every other subject.

I wish I could go back in time.

 

[Talit]

Granted, but you cannot choose the place or date you are going to.

I wish to learn minecraft potions in real life.

 

[ABennn]

Granted, but you can no longer do anything on Minecraft.

I wish I could get more m o n e y s

 

[pLANTy]

Granted, but you accidentally drop it down a sewage drain.

I wish I could make a proper friend.

 

[ABennn]

Granted, but they don’t want to be your friend after you two get close.

I wish I wasn’t sick anymore..