Corrupt a Wish

[ahnna]

Granted, but I get it instead muahaha



I wish for tickets for the mxmtoon concert so my friend and I can go.

 

[KinqOfTheClouds]

Granted but you're at the very back with a massive pole in front of your seat so you can't see them.

I wish I could actually sing

 

[ABennn]

Granted, but no one really notices you

I wish I had Mac and cheese

 

[KinqOfTheClouds]

Granted but theres theres only one piece of mac with one cm of cheese on top

I wish I could think of a wish with no loopholes so that it can't be corrupted

 

[ABennn]

Granted, but I think of it first.

I wish I could time travel

 

[.Am.]

Granted but now you're in your 5 year old version of you's body
if that makes sense ahaha

I wish I didn't have to go back to school on Monday

 

[KinqOfTheClouds]

Granted, you have to go to school on Sunday instead.

I wish I could art

 

[.Am.]

Granted but you never have time to draw due to school

 

[ABennn]

(No wish so there’s no corruption o.o)

I wish for a very nice car that works well.

 

[jyrni]

Granted, but then you break down every time you’re in it.

I wish I could have more clothes that fit.

 

[.Am.]

Oh whoops I forgot to put it ack

Granted but they're all JoJo Siwa merchandise

I wish I was a cat

 

[calico]

Granted, but you’re a one-eyed cat


I wish for better memes now a days

 

[Spirits]

Granted, but you can only get them from iFunny.

I wish I could play guitar properly.

 

[KinqOfTheClouds]

Granted but you don't have a guitar to play and can't buy one

I wish for food

 

[Spirits]

Sorry, you choked on that pizza.

I want to become the size of an atom.

 

[ABennn]

Granted, but instead of being the size of an atom you actually become an atom. You are now a part of a tree.

I wish I had a comfy pillow right now.

 

[ahnna]

Granted, but you can only have it for 15 minutes.



I wish for a good summer.

 

[ABennn]

Granted but you get nothing good for a year after the summer’s over.

I wish for another cat

 

[Spirits]

Granted. It ran away.

I wish I wasn't so misunderstood (did I already say this idk)

You are now a part of a tree.

not seeing the downside to this

 

[ABennn]

I wish I wasn't so misunderstood (did I already say this idk)

Granted, but I still don’t understand

I wish for a fish