Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it hates you.

I wish my mom would let me get acrylics :(
 
granted! except the color you chose doesn’t show up as the color you expected it to be.

i wish for summer to be over.
 
Granted, but the autumn season is a disastrous one.

I wish I had more Hot Cheetos.
 
Granted, but they taste disgusting and cause you to puke afterwards.

I wish I didn't need glasses to see. It's a real bummer seeing nothing but blurs at the beach.
 
(you were supposed to make a wish)

I wish for free things.
 
Granted, but they'll come back to life to kill you in 5 years.

I wish for superpowers.
 
Granted. You have the power of being able to freeze time, but only for a millisecond at a time and it exhausts you when you use it.

I wish this bus ride wasn’t so bumpy >:-(
 
Granted, but now everyone in it is extremely loud

I wish I had sushi
 
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granted, except it’s served in a very small portion and tastes like plastic.

i wish i could take a nap.
 
Granted, but you sleep on a hard floor with no blankets or pillows, making it very uncomfortable.



I wish for it to be a temperature outside where I can wear sweaters all the time.
 
Granted. You now live in Antarctica, where it is currently -56°F/-49°C. Hope you have lots of sweaters!

I wish that I wasn’t late for work
 
granted, you come in on time! however, everyone else came in extremely early and thinks that you're late.


I wish that myself and people surrounding me were actually positive
 
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Granted, but you become the negative one that nobody wants to be around.

I wish I had more time on my break
 
Granted, but during the extra time given you have to work on summer projects you forgot existed.

I wish rollercoaster lines weren’t so long.
 
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Granted, but the rollercoaster is REALLY short (like, only 10 metres)

I wish none of my wishes could be corrupted
(-:<
 
Granted, but that’s it. That’s your only wish. You don’t get anymore. Good luck.






I wish my throat didn’t hurt. :(
 
granted, but now the rest of your body hurts.

i wish season 4 of stranger things came out now
 
Granted, but the season is only 1 episode and that episode is 2 minutes long

I wish for school to finish already :(
 
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