Corrupt a Wish

[pLANTy]

Granted, but you have the desire to cook and eat the fish. Wow, Ben, nice going. You ate your fricking fish.

I wish to actually have friends I can trust :,)

 

[aestheticsushi.]

Granted, but now you're untrustworthy and they leave you.



I wish school was over for me

 

[daqueenbee]

Granted, but when you get a job, it will be boring and you'll be fired soon after. you'll be homeless cus you cant find another job.

I wish My cat would never die.

 

[KinqOfTheClouds]

Granted, you now have a cat that is a thousand years old. It has no fur, no claws, no teeth, can hardly walk and cant open its eyes. It can't purr, meow or remember anything that happened over a minute ago. Well done, have a ball of skin.

I wish I could type really really fast

 

[pLANTy]

Graned, butt you can type so fast nnow that half apof ur wordas arae typEd topo Fast so theree really basdly speled

I wish that I was trustworthy again.

 

[aestheticsushi.]

Granted, but now your friends aren't : )


I wish I had friends that weren't online

 

[pLANTy]

Granted, they all went offline. Wait, what? Why aren't they coming back on? They'll never come back.

I wish I could get a hug.

 

[ABennn]

Granted, but it’s the last one you’ll ever have.

I wish for money

 

[pLANTy]

Granted, but you become a power hungry old fool and waste it all on food. You become homeless


I wish for a bf.

 

[aestheticsushi.]

Granted, but he steals your stuff and cheats on you.


I wish I had Elite+ : )

 

[pLANTy]

Granted, but you get perm banned right after getting it for "exploiting our shop".

I wish for the perfect boyfriend!

 

[ABennn]

Granted, but his perfection makes you feel bad and you break up with him

 

[aestheticsushi.]

(No wish, so I'll insert one here)

I wish I had a ukulele < 3

 

[jyrni]

Granted but the strings break when you get it.

 

[chariisma]

(I'll leave a wish for Justin)

I wish I had Mint Chocolate Chip Ice cream

 

[pLANTy]

Not granted, jynri you forgot to insert a wish. This resulted in a global disaster.

I wish that I could grow my hair back out again. (I kinda regret cutting it rEEE)

 

[ABennn]

Granted, but you regret letting it grow out and want to cut it again.

I wish I would stop forgetting to put wishes down

 

[.Am.]

Granted but now everyone else forgets to so you can't play

I wish I could sing properly
I feel like this was already done so I'm sorry whoever put this originally

 

[aestheticsushi.]

Granted, but now your original voice is hoarse and you have voice cracks.


I wish I had money

 

[KinqOfTheClouds]

Granted, you have 25 cents

I wish I could freeze time