Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but due to positive changes to the schooling system, academics don't matter as much and you've practically wasted a wish.

I wish for some salad.
 
Granted but it's rotten

I wish for new headphones
 
Granted, but they will break after a month.

I wish that MCPZ 3.0 released.
 
Granted, but it hates everyone else.

I wish I had more clothes
 
Granted, but they're all too small for you.



I wish I had a rabbit
 
Granted, but you will be haunted at bed.

I wish for a billion dollars.
 
Granted, but the money you get is in all pennies. You'll be flooded with pennies and you'll drown in copper from the billions of pennies that you have to suffer from.






I wish for a pen.
 
Granted, but it's ink cartridge will barely last writing the word, "hi" twice.

I wish for life.
 
Granted, but now that they fall from the sky they land on you and suffocate you.

I wish my dad had a job ; )
 
Granted, but you will have insomnia every two days.

I wish that I was in Canada. (I'm not Canadian.)
 
Granted, but you’ll be in the far north with no shelter, tools, food or water





I wish for a hug.
 
Granted, but you’ll be in the far north with no shelter, tools, food or water





I wish for a hug.
 
Granted, but you’ll be in the far north with no shelter, tools, food or water





I wish for a hug.
 
Granted, but now your mind is constantly filled with ideas and when it comes to other things you can't think straight.


I wish my crush liked me : )
 
Granted! However, because it's so rare many people constantly try to steal it from you.

I wish for a life
 
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