Corrupt a Wish

[KinqOfTheClouds]

Granted but he gets put in jail for marrying someone underage and then is forced to divorce you

I wish I could fly

 

[.Am.]

Granted but he gets put in jail for marrying someone underage and then is forced to divorce you

wait what did he marry me
cool

Granted but you have to carry me everywhere because I'm too lazy to walk and it's free so I won't buy a car

I wish Brendon Urie had a normal forehead
im out of ideas, shush

 

[ABennn]

Granted but then he gets a weird chin

I wish I could join am and spirits on their flying adventures

 

[Spirits]

Granted, but I'm afraid I misunderstood you and flung you into the sky.

I wish people would stop screaming at me.

 

[.Am.]

Granted but now everything you think is screamed

I wish I had chocolate rn :/

 

[Spirits]

Sure, it's over 1000 degrees hot. Talk about hot chocolate.

I wish I could punch something without hurting myself.

 

[squid legend]

Sure, it's over 1000 degrees hot. Talk about hot chocolate.

I wish I could punch something without hurting myself.

Granted, but every time you touch anything it falls apart.

I wish that I could be Rick Astley so I could rickroll everybody.

 

[ahnna]

Granted, but you can only rickroll deaf people.


I wish for unlimited Oreos.

 

[KidBit]

Granted, But they all taste bitter

I wish I could counteract negative results of wishes

 

[KinqOfTheClouds]

Granted, but nothing positive comes out of them either.

I wish I had confidence

wait what did he marry me
cool

wait i thought it said marry i'm so blind hahaahahaha

 

[.Am.]

Granted but you become so confident you end up dying because you think you can sit underwater for 10 minutes straight

I wish I had 5 cats

 

[KinqOfTheClouds]

Granted but they all run away and become my cats

I wish for more wishes

 

[Pixelatedd]

Granted, but your wishes will be restricted to your favorite food.

I wish for global warming to end.

 

[Fox]

Granted, but its replaced by freezing the earth over.

I wish... For Shiny pokemon

 

[Valiencian]

Granted, but they return to the wild when they smell how smelly you are



I wish for a bigger room

 

[calico]

Granted, but your closet is now haunted!

I wish for some bagels

 

[Spirits]

Sorry, those bagels were poisoned.

I wish I had purple eyes.

 

[HelloColdWorld]

Granted. But now your pupils are green.

I wish to pass my exams.

 

[Pixelatedd]

Granted, but its replaced by freezing the earth over.

I wish... For Shiny pokemon

(but that's "The Day After Tomorrow)

Granted, but you will never get your dream job.

I wish that I could fly.

 

[ahnna]

Granted, but you can only fly while you’re sleeping so you don’t actually get to fly but you still do in a sense?



I wish for good exam grades