Break A Wish

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Wish granted, however, when the pizza arrives, the whole pizza falls on the dirty ground, and you can't give a tip because you use all your money to buy a new pizza.

I wish for a pet turtle.
 
Wish granted! however, the turtle is in pain being with you and not in it's real home.

I wish to marry Kim Taehyung f o r e v e r
 
Wish granted, but you pearn that he’s actually a terrible person.

I wish my music on discord would WORK
 
Granted, but everyone else apart from yourself can hear it.

I wish I lived in South Korea
 
Wish granted, but once you know what BTS is, you forget seconds later.

I wish to be a queen.
 
Wish granted, however, the pizza is spoiled and aged fifty years, with mold and fungi growing on it.

I wish to breathe underwater.
 
Your brain explodes.

I wish to have infinite wishes with no cost ever.
 
Wish granted, but you give your infinite wishes away to someone you hate, and they wish to make you disappear from existence which makes you never seen or heard from again.

I wish to be a librarian.
 
Wish granted! Sadly, everyone in your library always yells, and no matter how many times you tell them to stop, or how hard you try to make them stop, they will never stop yelling.

I wish to be the best, like no-one ever was!
 
Wish granted, however another person wants to be the best, like no-one ever was, so they challenge you and you lose. They become the best, like no-one ever was!

I wish for hipster glasses.
 
Wish granted! However, after a few seconds of getting the very last pair, them they snap into tiny pieces and you have to throw them out.

I wish to have a social life
 
Wish granted, you become very social however, your friends won't stop annoying you to do stuff with them. EVERY. SINGLE. SECOND.

I wish to have a pet unicorn.
 
the unicorn impales you in the chest

I wish to have a normal life and when I die I don't go to hell
 
The genie you say your wish to does not grant it because he wants you to have an eventful, weird life. You don't go to hell because you wait in purgatory.

I wish to grow a garden.
 
Wish granted, but a hurricane strikes it hours later.

I wish it was summer time
 
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