Break A Wish

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Wish granted, however, you crash into a telephone pole and a pine tree on your way home.

I wish for a pet puppy.
 
Wish granted, the pet puppy bites you so hard that you bleed profusely and die.

I wish for a jet pack.
 
Wish granted, but you ride it 30,000 feet in the air when you barely have fuel left, then suddenly an airplane smashes against you, making you fall to the earth really hard.

I wish to travel to Mars in a spacesuit.
 
Granted, but as you get to mars your helmet breaks and you suffocate in space. Then are left to die :)

I wish I could go to a bts concert
 
Wish granted, but they do not sing, they just stare at the audience, and you stand in the back row, unable to see anything.

I wish to be ranked #1 in Murder and Downgrade.
 
Granted but you'll be living with termites and rats who will eat away the house in a few days.

I wish I could skip school and still gain knowledge
 
Wish granted, however, the knowledge you've gained won't help you in life

I wish for my cat to have kittens
 
Your wish is granted, but you get only one kitten that is blind and deaf.


I wish to be an owner of this server
 
Wish granted, but you get demoted from Owner by being reported for staff abuse.

I wish to own Starbucks.
 
Granted, but the coffee will taste terrible and you'd have no customers

I wish I could eat food without gaining weight
 
Wish granted. You do not gain any weight, but you come so skinny that everyone can see your skeleton.

I wish for a hot tub.
 
Wish granted, although, the hot tub is extremely hot which burns your skin, making you "Finn the Hotdog!"

I wish for a red ferrari car.
 
Wish granted, but you accidentally fly a bit too high and a plane hits you

I wish my credit card had a higher spending limit
 
Wish granted, but you stole the credit card from your parents so they do chargebacks so everything you spent is returned and you get nothing, but a grounding for two months.

I wish for a cruise ship vacation to the Bahamas.
 
Wish granted, but your cruise ship gets lost and you are stuck somewhere on the ocean

I wish I had a baby sibling
 
Wish granted, but your baby sibling won't stop crying, no matter the lullabies, toys, or baby food. Nothing helps. You do not sleep for weeks.

I wish for a white horse.
 
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