Break A Wish

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Wish granted, but the pizza has no sauce, and the crust is dirty with dust. The pizza toppings are broccoli, sauerkraut, anchovies, mushrooms, spicy chili, relish, shrimp heads, and olives.

I wish for an ice cream sundae with bananas, whipped cream, and cherries.
 
they didn't put one so I will.

I wish I was happy.
 
Wish granted, but you become dumb, and uneducated which means you can't qualify for a job to get money.

I wish to be good at basketball.
 
Wish granted, however, an opposing team member bounces the basketball to your head, making you fall down and cry salty tears.

I wish to be a waterbender.
 
Wish granted, but you can only bend a few droplets of water.

I wish to gain a 500 day streak on Snapchat with a friend.
 
Wish granted, you end the streak accidentally on your 499.

I wish to turn into any animal i want.
 
Wish granted, you turn into a tiger, a mockingbird, a dolphin, a puppy, a ladybug, and then into a deer. Suddenly, a big-game hunter pops out of the bushes and shoots you with his shotgun.

I wish to sing like an angel.
 
Wish granted, but since your voice is so beautiful that you become so famous, and even at school (or in public) people ask you to sing for them. They ask you everyday "Can you sing to me? Your voice is so amazing!". You simply sing for them, but as you sing everyday for people your throat starts to hurt. You get Acute Laryngitis, which weakens your voice. You can't sing anymore, for you have sung to much. You start to become "infamous". You get the point (right?).


I wish that I was artistic.
 
Wish granted, you create lovely art but another artist sues you because you plagiarized their qualities of being artistic.

I wish to be an Olympic runner.
 
Wish granted, but one day in the middle of the track, you tripped and sprang your leg (or you think). You go to the doctor, and they say "You broke your leg my dear.". You're in shock. Once you get to the hospital they realize you're in so much pain you need a fake leg. They simply tell you, "You can't run anymore, I'm sorry." You're really sad, and become a weak runner.


I wish that I could write stories.
 
Wish granted, but your stories have no plotline and contain terrible endings with cliffhangers.

I wish I could be a doctor.
 
Wish granted, but you accidentally kill your patients by injecting arsenic, instead of delivering annual flu shots.

Birthday Cake
 
The cake's flavor is Flouroantimonic Acid and the acid burns through all of your organs

I wish that my skin was made of Teflon
 
Wish granted, when you cook at high temperatures, the teflon skin catches on fire and you breathe in toxic fumes that cause a decade-long coma.

I wish to have curly hair.
 
Wish granted, the curls strangle you though.

I wish for a toy teddy bear plushie.
 
Wish granted, but the toy teddy bear plushie is made out of real grizzly, black, panda, and polar bear fur so they all go extinct from existence.

I wish to move to Japan.
 
Wish granted, an earthquake and a tsunami destroy your house, making you homeless, and in poverty.

I wish for a girlfriend.
 
Wish granted, but she breaks up with you because you love Flame Princess more!

I wish for a boyfriend.
 
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