Corrupt a wish!

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Stoofan said:
Granted, but during concerts or performances you start to shake and press the wrong keys.

I wish I was a better builder.
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Granted, but everytime you finish a build you get the urge to marathon Shrek, and all of its sequels and spin offs, and at least 13 random fan videos.

I wish for spicy cheetos.
 
Granted, but they turn out to be regular cheetos in a spicy cheetos bag.

I wish I could be somewhere where it's not ninety something degrees outside.
 
NaNatNat said:
Granted, but they turn out to be regular cheetos in a spicy cheetos bag.
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Incorrect, you can't deny the wish, only corrupt it, like so.
NaNatNat said:
I wish I could be somewhere where it's not ninety something degrees outside.
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Granted, You're somewhere where it's 100 something degrees outside.
I wish I had a woodchuck.
 
Granted, but it tears up all of the wood in your house.

I wish I could be done packing for my second week of summer camp even though I haven't started yet.
 
Emviar said:
Granted, but it tears up all of the wood in your house.

I wish I could be done packing for my second week of summer camp even though I haven't started yet.
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Granted but you packed a trunk full of woodchucks.

I wish I wasn't tired.
 
Granted, but youll have to live off of 5 hour energy for the rest of your life.

I wish i had some popcorn.
 
Granted but their too salty or sweet that you want to vomit.

I wish I could be an I e DragonSlayer
 
Granted, but every time you slay a dragon, part of your soul crumbles.

I wish I could always remember to drink a lot of water even when I'm not at camp.
 
Granted, but you turn into a fish.

I wish Emviar was a fish so I could cook him and eat him.
 
Granted, but after eating him, you turn into a fish as well and get eaten by your cat.

I wish I had unlimited plots in creative.
 
Wish granted, but with your creative building there is never enough space on the server.

I wish I can have my lunch back ;~;
 
Granted But The Lunch Tasted Terrible

I Wish I Had Some Ph. D Pepper & Honey Buddha Chips. (Google It)
 
Granted but I didn't google it.

I wish my internet wasn't laggy.
 
Granted, but all your electronic devices are completely destroyed in a freak accident involving water a hour later.

I wish I had unlimited coffee.
 
NaNatNat said:
Granted, but all your electronic devices are completely destroyed in a freak accident involving water a hour later.

I wish I had unlimited coffee.
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Granted but it's all decaf.

I wish I had unlimited Caffeinated coffee.
 
Granted But You Would Have A Random Stray Dog With You Too

I Wish I Could Eat Honey Butter Chips
 
Granted but the only "honey" on them is your soulmate.

I wish I didn't have to goto work tomorrow.
 
Granted, but you need to work 12 hours every day for one week starting the next day.

I wish the stray cat outside my house would stop trying to kill the birds in my yard.
 
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