Corrupt a wish!

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NaNatNat said:
Granted, but you need to work 12 hours every day for one week starting the next day.

I wish the stray cat outside my house would stop trying to kill the birds in my yard.
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Granted, he is now good at killing them and says things like "I wasn't even trying, lol."

I wish I could find a bird to kill nearby. (For eating purposes).
 
Wish granted, now its reverse and the bird is trying to eat you and kill you.

I wish that Melbourne wouldn't be so cold
 
Granted, Melbourne's temperature for this time of year is usually around 100-150 degrees Fahrenheit (37-65 degrees Celsius).

I wish pets could care for themselves.
 
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NaNatNat said:
Granted, Melbourne's temperature for this time of year is usually around 100-150 degrees Fahrenheit (37-65 degrees Celsius).

I wish pets could care for themselves.
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THANK GOODNESS! NORMAL BRISBANE WEATHER!

Wish granted but now they see humans as lesser beings

I wish that I didn't have to come to class early every single time
 
stelth_elf007 said:
THANK GOODNESS! NORMAL BRISBANE WEATHER!

Wish granted but now they see humans as lesser beings

I wish that I didn't have to come to class early every single time
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Granted, you now show up late.

I wish for 100 wishes.
 
Granted, but they are all corrupted in some way.

I wish that cats dominated society. (idk anymore)
 
Granted, congratulations, you played yourself.
(We already have plans for the hostile takeover and mass slaughter of humankind you just wait.)

I wish we had the doubleposting forums add-on and the double posting rule was revoked.
 
Granted, but only for 30 seconds.

I wish I was a cat so I would survive the cat rebellion that apparently has been planned behind mankind's back.
 
NaNatNat said:
Granted, but only for 30 seconds.

I wish I was a cat so I would survive the cat rebellion that apparently has been planned behind mankind's back.
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Granted. You survive the cat rebellion only to die of choking on a goldfish.

I wish I didn't have to plan this rebellion.
 
Granted! BUT! You die first in the rebellion!


I wish to be on Broadway
 
Granted, but you never find true love.

I wish for rest.
 
Granted, you are now struck by lightning, no one finds the body.

I wish I had ice cream.
 
Granted, but it is the last ice cream you will eat


I wish E+ in MCPZ
 
Granted, but only for a day

I wish for my parents to be taller then me
 
Winter_Wonder said:
Granted! But they are actually baby socks
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Incorrect, you have to give them the wish stated, as said by them, you have to corrupt it in any way possible, without taking away from the original wish, he has to have the puppies, (doesn't mean they can't be dead and roasted on a spit though).
Winter_Wonder said:
I wish that my mind wasn't corrupted ( < It isn't IRL xp )
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Granted, your hard drive is cleaned and you now have vivid memories of that time when your mom left you at the supermarket when you were 4.
 
Make a wish, buddy. :]
 
No wish detected.

I wish I can Fly!
 
Your wish is granted, however you can only fly for 5 minutes a day.


I wish I could see the Capitals win the Stanley cup lmao
 
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