Corrupt a wish!

[ianowt]

Granted! But everyone else keeps annoying you.

I wish I could move to South Korean and meet BTS

 

[Vetonium]

As you wish, however, you miss your flight to South Korea and never end up meeting them.

I wish that I was more outgoing.

 

[allgoodstoobler]

As you wish, however, you miss your flight to South Korea and never end up meeting them.

I wish that I was more outgoing.

Granted, but it is still not enough.

I wish to own dozens of pet birds.

 

[Clex]

Granted but they are featherless and die in a week
i wish that teen titans go gets canceled

 

[KusoNoOni]

Granted, but they decide to bring it back one month later.

I wish homophobia and transphobia would just vanish.

 

[Kraetys]

Granted, but you are always hungry.

So no change?

I wish I could move to South Korean and meet BTS

As you wish, however, you miss your flight to South Korea and never end up meeting them.

This isn't corrupting it, this is canceling it, which is incorrect.
(A more acceptable response would be, "Granted, but they end up dying before you can ask them any questions.")

i wish that teen titans go gets canceled

Granted, but they decide to bring it back one month later.

This isn't corrupting it, this is canceling it, which is incorrect.
(A more acceptable response would be, "Granted, but you get sent a copy of the script from now 'till the end of time.")

And finally -

I wish homophobia and transphobia would just vanish.

Granted, but all the people with those fears have them inexplicably replaced with a fear of gum wrappers.
(By the way xenophobia still exists in this situation so there's the real corruption tbh).

I wish for four ford floorboards.

 

[oop]

Granted, But Then One Of The Four Ford Floorboards Break, Now You Have Three Ford Floorboards

I Wish A Cat Uprising Would Happen

 

[Kraetys]

Granted, But Then One Of The Four Ford Floorboards Break, Now You Have Three Ford Floorboards

This isn't corrupting it, this is canceling it, which is incorrect.

I Wish A Cat Uprising Would Happen

WHAT DO YOU KNOW.
TELL US OR WE WILL REMOVE YOU.

 

[Vetonium]

This isn't corrupting it, this is canceling it, which is incorrect.
(A more acceptable response would be, "Granted, but they end up dying before you can ask them any questions.")

In response to this, I would like to specify that this was my first attempt at this forums game. I'm new and have yet to understand fully how to play. I'm not sure if a direct shout out to my mistake, especially where everyone could see it, was appropriate. However, I will look past this and hopefully become better because of it.

Anyway, back to the game.

I Wish A Cat Uprising Would Happen

Your wish has been granted! However, you are asleep during the cat uprising and miss it in its entirety. (This corruption is, of course, assuming that you wish to see the uprising )

I wish that I could have a lightsaber.

 

[Kraetys]

In response to this, I would like to specify that this was my first attempt at this forums game. I'm new and have yet to understand fully how to play.

That's perfectly okay.

I'm not sure if a direct shout out to my mistake, especially where everyone could see it, was appropriate.

"Not exactly appropriate for the current situation." is my middle name.

I wish that I could have a lightsaber.

Granted but it's in a color you hate.

I wish for four floor four for fours.

 

[Emviar]

I wish for four floor four for fours.

Granted, but... darn it, Kra3tys. The number four is deleted from existence, and it is replaced by "kes," which means three-plus-one-but-not-four-because-that-doesn't-exist.

And if you're still not satisfied, we can just make all the fours into fives.

I wish people would understand truth and sound doctrine.

 

[Kraetys]

Granted, but... darn it, Kra3tys. The number four is deleted from existence, and it is replaced by "kes," which means three-plus-one-but-not-four-because-that-doesn't-exist.

And if you're still not satisfied, we can just make all the fours into fives.

I wish people would understand truth and sound doctrine.

Granted but they would be unable to act on their understanding.

I wish for this thread to be mine.

 

[NaNatNat]

Granted, but SenpaiAlibaba is still credited for creating it.

I wish I had a better phone.

 

[Emviar]

Granted, but all of your other electronic devices fall in a lake.

I wish I could still talk to you all while I'm at camp.

 

[Stelthy_River007]

Wish granted, but you become a mute irl.

I wish that I can take my past away.

 

[Vetonium]

Granted! However, your future is taken away too.

I wish that everyone could be happy.

 

[iiFloral / Louisa]

Granted but been happy Costs £/$/€100 every hour.

I wish I had a dog.

 

[Kraetys]

Granted, but it's a dog.
(No corruption needed).

I wish all dogs were my slaves.

 

[Emviar]

Granted, but you're forced to fight (and lose many great cats and young kittens) in a war against the kangaroo army, who is trying to save the dogs.

I wish I wasn't so tired after camp.

 

[NaNatNat]

Granted, but only for 3 minutes.

I wish I was better at playing the piano.