Because MAGIKARP is the most delicious fish we could find. I think you'll actually enjoy it.
Waiter, why is there a spear in my spaghetti?
You skipped meCASUALLY INTERRUPTS THE CHAIN TO COMMENT ABOUT HOW THIS IS ALMOST A COMPLETE UNDERTALE REFERENCE
because there would be no food in your food if your food did not have food.
Waiter, why is there an intergalactic time bomb in my food?
You skipped me
because there would be no food in your food if your food did not have food.