Why Waiter

[Jesi]

Ma'am, that is tomato sauce, you ordered spaghetti.

Waiter, why is there Bigfoot's hair in my chicken soup?

 

[Elkiehh]

It's our new spice.

Waiter, why is my dog in my soup?

 

[iBlueberry]

That's because he was cold, waiting at home for you.

Waiter, why do I have a Jacob Saggytits topping on my cake?

 

[Lucky]

his music annoyed us SOOOO Much we killed him just pretend its his sweatshirt...Thats even worse

Waiter why is there a mini @Dizzeh in my soup

 

[Elkiehh]

Because she was dizzy

Waiter, why is there a pickle in my soup?

 

[iBlueberry]

Correct me if I'm wrong, miss. You ordered the pickle soup?

Waiter, why is there a Lost Boy in my soup?

(Ruth B. get it? no? mk)

 

[Elkiehh]

Because Troye Sivan wanted to be in there

Waiter, why is there a VIP rank in my soup?

 

[iBlueberry]

VIP... V(ery) I(mportant) P(eople) That explains it.

Waiter, why is Joslyn Davis in my soup?

 

[Elkiehh]

No idea

Waiter, why is Halsey in my soup?

 

[Jesi]

She was looking for her ghost.
♪My ghost. Where'd you go? I can't find you in the body sleeping next to me.♫

Waiter, why is a rat in my soup?

 

[Elkiehh]

It might have jumped in sorry

Waiter, why is there a pig in my soup?

 

[teflonpresident]

You ordered fresh pork soup.


Waiter, why are there 5 Blind Mice on my pizza?

 

[Elkiehh]

They're blind. What did you expect?

Waiter, why are there houses in my salad?

 

[Arujann]

this one was set up. you ordered the house salad.

waiter, why is there fish in my sushi

 

[iBlueberry]

Sushi IS fish. Right?

waiter, why is @Arujann in my taco?!?! I would rather not eat something so fragile and cute >-<

 

[Arujann]

let's take that taco back for you. nobody wants @Arujann anyways

waiter, why is my swag in my burrito??

 

[Elkiehh]

So you can be swaggier

Waiter, why is there a fish on my pancake?

 

[iBlueberry]

We ran out of syrup..

Waiter, why is there a comment @Arujann said, saying no one wants him on my sushi? I want him </3

 

[Jesi]

DON'T EAT HIM. Cannibal!

Waiter, why is there a rat on my pizza?

 

[Elkiehh]

It's pepperoni

Waiter, why is there a fish in my fish?