Notch hears a knock on his door.
Notch opens and has a quick response.
"HI!!! NOTCH WE WANT TO BUY MINCARFT FROM YOU!!!!" yelled Bill Gates.
"No." Notch said as it hit Bill.
But Bill climbed through the doggy door.
Bill got a bag, shot Notch with a tranquilizer and put Notch in the bag as he hopped on Notch's computer.
"Okay." Bill said as he got on to Notch's Minecraft account.
"All's i have to do is....."
Bill did /give Bill_Gates Minecraft
THE COMPUTER EXPLODED AND THE TRANQUILIZER DART HIT BILL AND HE CHOKED ON IT!!!!
Notch woke up.
He saw bill on the floor with a teddy bear on him.
Notch dragged Bill out of his house and put him in the garbage.
but
HE DID /GIVE BILL_GATES MINECRAFT
THERE IS NO BILL GATES NOW
BILL HAS 4 LETTERS
4 - 1 = 3
3 MAKES THE SIDES OF AN ILLUMINATI TRIANGLE
BILL GATES IS ILLUMINATI, THE ILLUMINATI OWN MINECRAFT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but
THERE IS NO BILL GATES NOW
so
Notch traveled to Bill Gates' house and confronted his wife.
"HEY YOU!! YOUR HUSBAND STOLE MINECRAFT" Notch screamed.
"kay" his wife responded.
Then Bill Gates came behind Notch with a real gun.
"HERE'S BILL!!!" He screamed!!!
Notch ran down his hallway coated with diamonds.
Then Notch found Doge
This is how his doge looked ---> ( /o\ .. /o\ )
Illuminati dog?!?!??!
Notch hopped on Bill Gates' minecraft account and did /give Notch Minecraft
But then Bill Gates shot him.
But Notch already did /tp Notch Notch
So Notch won the battle.
Meanwhile, Bill:
"NOTCH **** YOU AND YOUR ****ING FAMILY YOU ******* GO DIE IN A HOLE I WANTED MINECRAFT YOU **** AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
In the end Bill Gates got Minecraft.
The lesson learned is to not make Bill Gates mad or he'll kill your chicken. (HE KILLED NOTCH'S CHICKEN!!)
Notch opens and has a quick response.
"HI!!! NOTCH WE WANT TO BUY MINCARFT FROM YOU!!!!" yelled Bill Gates.
"No." Notch said as it hit Bill.
But Bill climbed through the doggy door.
Bill got a bag, shot Notch with a tranquilizer and put Notch in the bag as he hopped on Notch's computer.
"Okay." Bill said as he got on to Notch's Minecraft account.
"All's i have to do is....."
Bill did /give Bill_Gates Minecraft
THE COMPUTER EXPLODED AND THE TRANQUILIZER DART HIT BILL AND HE CHOKED ON IT!!!!
Notch woke up.
He saw bill on the floor with a teddy bear on him.
Notch dragged Bill out of his house and put him in the garbage.
but
HE DID /GIVE BILL_GATES MINECRAFT
THERE IS NO BILL GATES NOW
BILL HAS 4 LETTERS
4 - 1 = 3
3 MAKES THE SIDES OF AN ILLUMINATI TRIANGLE
BILL GATES IS ILLUMINATI, THE ILLUMINATI OWN MINECRAFT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but
THERE IS NO BILL GATES NOW
so
Notch traveled to Bill Gates' house and confronted his wife.
"HEY YOU!! YOUR HUSBAND STOLE MINECRAFT" Notch screamed.
"kay" his wife responded.
Then Bill Gates came behind Notch with a real gun.
"HERE'S BILL!!!" He screamed!!!
Notch ran down his hallway coated with diamonds.
Then Notch found Doge
This is how his doge looked ---> ( /o\ .. /o\ )
Illuminati dog?!?!??!
Notch hopped on Bill Gates' minecraft account and did /give Notch Minecraft
But then Bill Gates shot him.
But Notch already did /tp Notch Notch
So Notch won the battle.
Meanwhile, Bill:
"NOTCH **** YOU AND YOUR ****ING FAMILY YOU ******* GO DIE IN A HOLE I WANTED MINECRAFT YOU **** AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
In the end Bill Gates got Minecraft.
The lesson learned is to not make Bill Gates mad or he'll kill your chicken. (HE KILLED NOTCH'S CHICKEN!!)
