[VS.] Bill Gates vs. Notch: #2

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  1. Millin

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    Notch hears a knock on his door.

    Notch opens and has a quick response.

    "HI!!! NOTCH WE WANT TO BUY MINCARFT FROM YOU!!!!" yelled Bill Gates.

    "No." Notch said as it hit Bill.

    But Bill climbed through the doggy door.

    Bill got a bag, shot Notch with a tranquilizer and put Notch in the bag as he hopped on Notch's computer.

    "Okay." Bill said as he got on to Notch's Minecraft account.

    "All's i have to do is....."

    Bill did /give Bill_Gates Minecraft

    THE COMPUTER EXPLODED AND THE TRANQUILIZER DART HIT BILL AND HE CHOKED ON IT!!!!

    Notch woke up.

    He saw bill on the floor with a teddy bear on him.

    Notch dragged Bill out of his house and put him in the garbage.

    but

    HE DID /GIVE BILL_GATES MINECRAFT

    THERE IS NO BILL GATES NOW

    BILL HAS 4 LETTERS

    4 - 1 = 3

    3 MAKES THE SIDES OF AN ILLUMINATI TRIANGLE

    BILL GATES IS ILLUMINATI, THE ILLUMINATI OWN MINECRAFT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    but

    THERE IS NO BILL GATES NOW

    so

    Notch traveled to Bill Gates' house and confronted his wife.

    "HEY YOU!! YOUR HUSBAND STOLE MINECRAFT" Notch screamed.

    "kay" his wife responded.

    Then Bill Gates came behind Notch with a real gun.

    "HERE'S BILL!!!" He screamed!!!

    Notch ran down his hallway coated with diamonds.

    Then Notch found Doge

    This is how his doge looked ---> ( /o\ .. /o\ )

    Illuminati dog?!?!??!

    Notch hopped on Bill Gates' minecraft account and did /give Notch Minecraft

    But then Bill Gates shot him.

    But Notch already did /tp Notch Notch

    So Notch won the battle.

    Meanwhile, Bill:

    "NOTCH **** YOU AND YOUR ****ING FAMILY YOU ******* GO DIE IN A HOLE I WANTED MINECRAFT YOU **** AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    In the end Bill Gates got Minecraft.

    The lesson learned is to not make Bill Gates mad or he'll kill your chicken. (HE KILLED NOTCH'S CHICKEN!!)
     
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    WTF LOL
     
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    Best
    Story
    Ever.
    Btw my father works in Microsoft so I promise u it's not luminaty!

    /*\ /0\ /o\
     
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    What I don't understand is, how do you climb through a doggy door?
     
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    xD
     
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    Anything is possible if just believe. I just see you butt scooting across the floor xD
     
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  8. auoc

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    This is unlegit. Notch dun own MC anymo bruh :D
    You aint mlg sniper skillz.
     
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