quote vines

[reddd]

What are u holding? A Knife!

nO!

 

[Mine]

Jones BBQ and foot massage
Jones BBQ and foot massage
Jones BBQ and foot massage
Jones BBQ and foot massage
Jones BBQ and foot massage
Jones BBQ and foot massage

 

[oop]

I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

Poseidon quivers before him!

 

[sadiiee]

If you love me let me goooOooo
(Man falls off swing)

 

[reddd]

that one where the little girl swinging on the swings falls off and turns into a wii sports bowling ball and scores a strike

 

[Phenix]

stomp
stomp
stomp
Daddy?

Do I look like-

 

[Mine]

whos your hottest uber driver

uhhh I never went to oovoo javer

 

[PepperPancake]

SHOTS SHOTS SHSHOTS SHOT SHSHSHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODAYYYYYYY
*pours mouthwash over body*
AHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Emviar]

Fall is life


fall is life





fall is life






fall is life

 

[oop]

You either kill yourself or get killed.

what chu gonna do?

 

[KateIsOffline]

Happy birthday Raven!!!
I can' swmm

 

[sadiiee]

I don’t get no sleep cuzza y’all

Y’all not gon’ get no sleep cuzza me!!!!!1!!1!1!

 

[oop]

It's an avocaod, thanksss

 

[Mine]

*alarm going off*
*girls dancing*
*employee dances towards turning it off*

 

[Emviar]

At the Taco Bell drive through
"Hi there how you doin' tonight?"
"I wanna freaking die"
"Same"

 

[Mine]

prOnOUCniNG thINgs incORreCTLy

 

[Emviar]

"hey look"
holds up bag of life savers
"lafee saviers"
breaks out into laughter

 

[arics]

You almost made me drop my Crossant!!

 

[Lucky]

Oh my god... why cant you just take the fReAkInG cOmPliMenT!

 

[logcn ♡]

"Red Robin"

"Yum. oH nO oH nO"