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girl come see this they got a ramen noodle exhibit you know thats your favorite
be careful chirren thats a lot of sodium
 
he comes around the world just la la la laaa
he comes around the world just la la la laaa
 
help me bowl of rice help me bowl of rice, help me down.. tHE StAIrS
 
BABY ITS YOU


YOU'RE THE ONE I LIKE


YOURE THE ONE I NEEEEEED
 
i tHiNk I... I think I know more about American Girl dolls than you do genius!

Other lady: no you don't know about Americans girls dolls
 
Guy: I love it here we just- we just have a lotta laughs!
Same Guy: F OFF SHARON IM NOT GOING TO YOUR F-ING BABY SHOWER
 
i sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicka
do do do do do do dooo
 
OOF.
 
And I'm still working on my coke addiction...
My diet coke addiction that is
 
- Chris is that a weed?
- No, it's a crayon.
- I'm calling the police! *types 9:11 on the microwave*.
- 911 what's your emergency?
 
2
shots of vodka

pouring entire bottle in a glass
 
Roblox.
 
Hey, do you have any shaving cream?
No, I don't like the taste.
Wait, you eat shaving cream?
Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?
 
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