Mom! How can _____ kill me?

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Emviar said:
You'll accidentally inhale it. Then, it'll travel to your lungs and rest itself in the most unsuspecting place. It will then remain there until something else comes into contact with it, and it will then be forced into the edge of your lung, and because the piece of dust is extremely sharp, it will pierce the edge of your lung. Then, blood will flow into it as you slowly die of lack of sufficient oxygen. Sleep tight my child.

Mom, how can the above statement kill me?
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gg, son.

If you don't die of lack of sufficient oxygen, then the dust will accidentally go into your eyes and you fall off a cliff with an ocean. I haven't taught you how to swim so bye bye.

Mom! How can eating cake kill me?
 
:thumbs-up:By eating to much of it along with milk and cookies with your father which is a feather from the queen of the ocean which means I married a item made by the ocean so you are half water queen so maybe cake won't kill you unless it like idk melts in your stomach then you got a real issue considering you are half water used because then it would pollute your body so then you will need to have surgery to get the pollution out of your body from the cake so cake can kill you not from milk and cookies with your father that is a feather but really the cake will dissolve into your body which will pollute you and then you will die from all the cake and cookies that you ate with your father that is a feather. Come to think of it I got married to a object, how does that even work in marriage? Like, how did they even allow me to marry a feather from the ocean, I don't even know the ocean he is from! I don't even know where he is now! Probably deep in the ocean with his friends of the deep sea... but he is a feather so that wouldn't make any sense for him to be in the sea... because he is a feather.... so maybe he is hanging out on a bird.. yeah probably on a bird. Anyways you can die from cak because you are half water queen so you will die from cake pollution. :thumbs-up:
(Many spelling mistakes were made as for I was rambling.)

Mom! How can anime girls from animehs kill me?
 
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idk I think anime has polonium particles or somefing

Mom how can nothing kill me
 
Just before you go trick-or-treating, you'll check your costume in the mirror and see how ugly you look (roast) (jk <3), then you'll trip over your own costume and break your neck.

Mom, how can cringy Halloween costumes kill me?
 
Did you hear? Skin cells stab people now.

Mum, how can gum kill me?
 
First, you will be exposed slightly to memes. You will enjoy it. You will then proceed to be exposed a bit more. You will enjoy that, too. Then, you will intentionally seek memes. You will enjoy it even more. Soon, every fiber of your being will run off of memes, and you will never be satisfied. Your soul will be nothing but a meme, a joke for others to laugh at.

Mom, how can the Halloween Murder event kill me?
 
Because he'll put your trust in modern science.

Mom, how can Google kill me?
 
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