Mom! How can _____ kill me?

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You get scared and die.

Mom! How can love kill me?
 
Homework's stress' you out? Yes? That's how.

Mom, how can Harry Potter kill me?
 
By killing you with a magical spell. ooo magic! :eek:

Mom! How can emojis kill me?
 
The new update

Mom! How can twenty øne piløts kill me?
 
They have guns for hands..

MOM! How can Anime kill me?
 
Isn't it obvious?

Mom, how can Microsoft kill me?
 
Hey! I see you're trying to write an email! (Remember the paperclip guy? I hated him.)

Mom, how can temmie flakes kill me?
 
Because they're secretly made out of Dog Residue, AKA poison, AKA hurt, AKA death, AKA u no liv no mor

MOTHER?! How can Minecraft kill me?
 
Minecraft can make you rage so much that your brain explodes and you die.

Mom, how can a stunfisk (it's a pokemon search it up) kill me?
 
You don't capture it, so you drown in tears.

Mom! How can dabbing kill me? *dabs*
 
Isn't it obvious? (Forgive me for using the same response twice)

mOM! hoW cAN iNCorReCT cApitALiZaTIoN kIlL me?
 
ThE iNcOrReCt CaPiLiZaTiOn WiLl MaKe YoUr EnGliSh TeAcHeR mAd. Then she kills.... *is stabbed* you....

Mom! How can pillows kill me?
 
A pillow fight leads to you choking on feathers, so you die. Rip my child.

Mom! How can Hillary Clinton kill me?
 
You drown in tears because you don't have a bae.

Mom! How can @Arujann's cuteness kill me?
 
You'll accidentally inhale it. Then, it'll travel to your lungs and rest itself in the most unsuspecting place. It will then remain there until something else comes into contact with it, and it will then be forced into the edge of your lung, and because the piece of dust is extremely sharp, it will pierce the edge of your lung. Then, blood will flow into it as you slowly die of lack of sufficient oxygen. Sleep tight, my child. Don't let the sharp dust particle bite. Pierce, that is. Er.. go to sleep.

Mom, how can the above statement kill me?
 
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