Mom! How can _____ kill me?

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By poisoning you and stalking u while you sleep

Mum how can pencil eating, rollerskating penguins kill me?
 
Hahaha they can't although they can make you get cancer which..... Oh

Mom how can eating ice cream kill me?
 
Too much gives you brain freeze

Mum how can paper kill me?
 
Don't swallow too many teeth or plug ur nose up. Otherwise you can use them to slit ur throat and eyes.

Mum how can 2 minute noodles kill me?
 
make sure to cook them for 2:00 minutes exactly or they will be too burned or too uncooked

Mom how can keyboards kill me
 
Whack yourself in the head and the keys will fall into your throat and choke you

Mum how can my shoes kill me?
 
Actually, your shoes are living creatures. Most of the time they enjoy the feet of humans. But once in a while someone makes a shoe mad and it will melt your body from the feet up with its acidic base. Don't worry though, flip flops are more dangerous

Mom how can a fish kill me?
 
They can grow big teeth and eat you

Mum how can money kill you?
 
Have you ever been told not to press the big red button?

Mom! How can blank kill me?
 
If you fall in it you will slowly sufforcate and die.

Mum how can my door kill me?
 
by cooking you and giving you tests

mum how can rain kill me?
 
If he bro fists you too hard

Mum how does popularity kill you?
 
By drinking so much Starbucks you explode.

Mom!! How can being smart kill me?
 
The Air Will Suffocate You

Mom How Can Posting On The Forums Kill Me?
 
If your on their too much you'll think your a profile then BAM! You get sucked into your device

Mum how can my Cubboard kill me?
 
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