Mom! How can _____ kill me?

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the toxic chemicals that leak into your skin then dissolve your skin. You go into a fatal state where you cn no longer sleep, and your sanity drains away.

mom! how can soup kill me?
 
The soup's contents come to life and cause you puke 10,000 times. Asphyxiation kills you, sweetheart.

Mom! How can Hide and Seek kill me?
 
You breathe in and out for meditation until you forget the need for food and drink. If not, pure oxygen can kill you otherwise.

Mom! How can mom kill me?
 
have you forgotten so easily? (a reference only i'll get *jumps in the creepypasta trash can*)

MOM, HOW CAN YOU KILL ME?
 
JessGemini said:
You breathe in and out for meditation until you forget the need for food and drink. If not, pure oxygen can kill you otherwise.

Mom! How can mom kill me?
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WE WROTE THE EXACT SAME THING AT THE SAME TIME ASDFGHJKL
 
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i kill you by um.... killing you with kindness <3 (and spoiling you rotten you little brat :mad:)

mom, how can tree fleeing kill me?
 
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(idk what tree fleeing is either ok)
 
By swallowing toothpaste as you brush your teeth.

Mom! How can a ship kill me?
 
Getting a paper cut on your eyeball.

Mom, how can bananas kill me?
 
By being scared by creepypastas.

Mom, how can Popsicle sticks kill me?
 
Blinding your eyes until you fall off a bridge or a cliff.

Mom, how can Justin Bieber kill me?
 
Your ears will bleed. Nuff said.

Mom, how can quilts kill me?
 
By Aladdin wanting to show you the world, so he sits on the quilt and you tag along. Accidentally, a violent wind swings you mid-air at 36,000 feet.

Mom! How can a cute puppy kill me?
 
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