️Minecraft puns/jokes

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I really don't like puns, so I might "block" this post.

Get it? Because MC is made of blo-
 
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Not anether pun..
 
I have no faith in you people.

Kidding, if anyone were to criticize someone else for making puns it couldn't be me *glares at @Dynam_Rezinor*
 
Semi-Minecraft Joke
What'd the wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner
 
What's a ghast's favorite country?
The Nether-lands

How does Steve get his exercise?
Running around the block!


Why are there no cars in Minecraft?
Because the streets are always blocked off.

Jesus these jokes Nether End. And like, wow, all these puns. I swear they'll be The End of me.
 
Uhhh...here are a few

A Creeper went to Wal-mart, well he had a BLAST!

what did the slime say to the other slime?
Do you mind if i stick with you?

Glass has such a big hitbox. It is not even a pane to use.

What's a ghast's favorite country? The Nether-Lands!

Why don't blazes ever make businesses?

They keep firing people!

(I'm bad at jokes)
 
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Let me shed some light on the situation (and perhaps brighten the mood). I've found that regularly reflecting on whatever happened can lighten up my day. In light of this newfound evidence, I've concluded that this can have a stunningly brilliant effect on how you feel.

I have a Physics Test on Waves and Light tomorrow. :p
 
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