️Minecraft puns/jokes

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  1. PixelzKitty

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    comment your minecraft puns/jokes! :D
     
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  2. HappyCat02

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    I don't have a mc one but I do have a pun, If I throw a mug at someone could it be counted as a mug shot :p
     
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    I don't have an MC one but I have a chemistry one (i am so geeky)

    Trying to think of a good chemistry pun?
    But all the good ones ARGON

    Here's Another:

    Someone threw Sodium Chloride At ME!!
    That's A SALT!

    Two more...:

    what do you do with a dead chemist?

    BARIUM

    Last One!!! (your probably ignored me by now xD)

    A neutron walks into a bar and asks the proton bartender: " how much for a drink?"

    The proton bartender says: "For You, FREE OF CHARGE

    Found A MC one...

    Why did Notch decide to create a game about mining? He thought it would be ore-some.
     
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  4. PixelzKitty

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    lol they are epic!
    clever :p
     
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    I had some minecraft puns, but I nether had a time to tell them all! (Oh my Im so punny)
    Here's some...

    What did the tree say to steve?
    Just Leaf Me Alone!

    Why did notch add pistons to the game?
    People were pushing him to add them.

    These Jokes are Diamond
    Comedy Gold
    Hah, Glassic
    Lavaing Your Pants Of
    Piston Your Pants?
    Water You Waiting For? :p

    What does a sheep say after you stole its wool?
    Sheariously!?!?

    Hehe :p
     
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    If minecraft was ever a movie, I'm sure it would be a BlockBuster ;).
    What do you call a computer that can sing? A-DELL! ( Dell + Adele ).
    My sister said I couldn't build a car outa spaghetti, but you should of seen her when I.. PASTA!
    Wanna hear a pizza joke? Wait its too cheesy!


    Thank you Thank you.
    Er.. I'll edit some more.
     
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    Make a fish and blow out the candles.
     
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    i liked the post cuz it has cheese and pizza and pastas

    ok here i come

    May i AXE you a question

    What did the tree said to steve?
    :Im gonna Log out

    Everyday im SHoveL-in~!
    dududududu
     
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    These are brilliant :p
     
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    I have One more...

    An Irishman walks OUT of a bar.
    (yes i know that it's very stereotypical but I find it funny and so does Irish Youtuber Jacksepticeye)
     
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    Ok guys I'm gonna axe you some really punny jokes.

    Why did the creeper cross the road?
    To get to the other sssssssside.

    What's the national sport of Minecraft?
    Boxing

    Sorry guys, I'm not very good at thinking outside the box.
     
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    What is your rating of Minecraft?

    It's top-Notch
    I'm bad at jokes xD
     
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    What did the past say to the future?
    Heres you're present
     
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    So I guess Imma tell something punny?

    What do you call a villager when trading?
    A village thief.
    What do you call my jokes?
    PUNch me.
     
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    Egg is Beautiful.
     
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    Stop being blockheads. ;)
     
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    Not Minecraft, but....

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

    EDIT:
    Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

    I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

    Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.
     
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    #CaitlynForJoker
     
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    THIS IS NOT MINECRAFT THIS IS REAL LIFE
     
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    1.

    What's a zombie pigman's favourite cereal?

    Golden Nuggets.

    2.

    How does Steve get his exercise?

    He runs around the block!
     
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