Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but everyone makes fun of it and you regret dying your hair.


I wish I could be good at anything I wanted
 
Granted but everyone else thinks you’re the worst.



I wish for a hug.
 
Granted, but it was I who hugged you. I'm sorry... :(

I wish for water.
 
Granted, but the water is actually really salt water, which makes you even more thirsty.


I wish for a good nights sleep.
 
Granted, but you're getting good sleep because you died. You went to sleep forever.

I wish that I could die too.
 
Granted, but you’re actually in a coma and you’ll wake up in ~100 years.



I wish for comfortable pants.
 
Granted, but your pants are actually clown pants, and you are performing at the circus.

I wish for a less homophobic family.
 
(I'm going to feel so bad for corrupting this one. I'm sorry.) Granted, but now they completely ignore you.

I wish @Theflowerchild could be happy! =D
 
granted! but you gave up your own happiness so they could be happy.

i wish to have a dollar.
 
Granted, but the dollar was given to you by someone who had dirty unwashed hands.


I wish I could be a happy and cheerful person all the time.
 
pLANTy said:
(I'm going to feel so bad for corrupting this one. I'm sorry.) Granted, but now they completely ignore you.

I wish @Theflowerchild could be happy! =D
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Omg boo, Ily sm thanks for that. Your purely amazing, and i wish for you to have the best life ever, and to forget about the haters.
 
(I'll just continue it)

Granted, but nobody ever talks to you again so you have nobody to ever share that happiness with.


I wish for a cow.
 
Granted, but the cow has a mutation resulting in the ability to fly. You no longer have a cow as it flew away.

I wish for more bagel bites (mini pizza bites)
 
Granted, but they taste like radishes



I wish for a new laptop
 
Granted but it has 10 viruses and breaks down all the time.

I wish I could travel more often
 
Granted, but you have to go somewhere new everyday.

I wish I had a lava lamp
 
Sure, it's real lava though. It explodes. Sorry about that one.

I wish I could like control time n stuff
 
Granted, but now you can't talk to humans.

I wish I had another dog.
 
Granted, but your dog now has the same mutation that my cow had, and flies away into the night never to be seen again.



I wish for my cow to come back. :(
 
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