Corrupt a Wish

[ahnna]

How to Play:
Someone says a wish, I.e. “I wish for a phone.”

Another person will grant that wish, but there will be a twist. “Granted, but the battery is dead.”


I’ll start.

I wish for a bowl of strawberries.

 

[Jxliee]

Granted, but the strawberries are rotten.

I wish to pass my maths exam tomorrow.

 

[ABennn]

Granted, but you soon find that it was a mistake and you didn’t actually pass.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[MorphicDream]

Wish granted but you then use the more wishes to wish for all sorts of strange and crazy things, this unbalances the universe and with it being off balance it collapses in on itself this creates a void of nothingness that spreads to all of the other universes (yes even the one I keep in my sock drawer in a jam jar) eventually destroying all of life everywhere. Good Job.

I wish that Abennn hadnt made all of those crazy wishes that destroyed everything.

 

[Valiencian]

Granted, but you created an even bigger void that ate all the tea.


I wish for a tan

 

[Jxliee]

Granted but it's patchy and you look like a pumpkin.

I wish balance in the universe was restored and Morphi got his tea back.

 

[KinqOfTheClouds]

Granted but now half of the unvierse are dead because Thanos

I wish for infinite cats

 

[Valiencian]

Granted but they’re zombie cats, coming to destroy the world


I wish I wasn’t weird

 

[ABennn]

Granted, but now that you're normal you're extremely boring.

I wish I could reverse snap everything thanos (and me I guess) did

 

[ahnna]

Granted, but you reverse everyone’s age and turn everything on earth to an infant.



I wish for a good ol’ shiny penny.

 

[ABennn]

Granted, but you now have bad luck.

I wish I had more cats.

 

[mikey]

Granted, but the cats are skeletons and they constantly beg you for fish bones.

I wish I can go see blackpink.

 

[KinqOfTheClouds]

Granted but you have to wear headphones the whole time so you can't hear them

I wish I could meet Brendon Urie

 

[ABennn]

Granted, but when you meet him he’s asleep. When he wakes he thinks you’re trying to kill him. So you end up in jail.

I wish I wasn’t sick anymore...

 

[Jxliee]

Granted, however for the cost of your healthiness, your disease is spread to all those you love and they can never get better.

I wish I wasn't mean.

 

[mikey]

Granted, but when you're mean, you sound like an elf.

I wish I had more phone cases

 

[Spirits]

did you just post a second before i did

also you need to do a wish thing

 

[Valiencian]

Granted, but they all break when you put one on your phone


I wish for another dog

 

[ABennn]

Granted, but it runs away because you’re smelly.

I wish I wasn’t as ugly

 

[mikey]

Granted, but your style of clothing started to become ugly.

I wish I could smack my classmate for being stupid