Corrupt a wish!

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Granted! But you have to pay $100,000!


I wish all Cats could talk
 
Granted, but they only talk when they feel like it.

I wish woodchucks could chuck wood.
 
Granted, They Also Chuck Dogs. (Hehehhehehe.)

I Wish People Would Stop Overlooking Hufflepuffs
 
Granted, But you're terrible at everything else.

I wish my dog was active
 
Granted, but he/she will soon run away.

I wish I could have all the books I could ever want.
 
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Granted, but you wouldn't be able to read them.
I wish I could be fully ambidextrous ( I am partially)
 
Granted, They Also Chuck Dogs. (Hehehhehehe.)
Granted, but they overlook The tattletale plushy now.
Granted, but he/she will soon run away.
I thought we were trying to corrupt the wishes guys???

Also
Granted, but you wouldn't be able to read them.
YOU MONSTER.

I wish I could be fully ambidextrous ( I am partially)
Granted, but a third hand grows out of your back, and you're ambidextrous with that hand too.

I wish I was more hilarious.
 
Granted but only you understand them/find them funny

I wish for my wish not to get corrupted ;3
Granted, but then the thread is ruined.
But wait, that's a corruption, you've created a paradox and the universe destroys itself.
Thanks.

I wish I was more catlike.
 
Granted, but the wish you get won't be granted :p

I wish I could finally sleep
 
Granted, but now you can't close your eyes

I wish you lived
Granted, but I make others stop living.

I wish for this thread to become a paradox.
 
Granted, but it happens only in 100 years.



I wish I have Ice cream
 
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