Granted, but the "dream job" you got was from a nightmare.Wish granted, but you see others perish.
I wish to get my dream job
Shore, but Twitter just died and only you use itGranted, but the "dream job" you got was from a nightmare.
I wish to become famous on Twitter
Granted, you entered into a nunhood.Granted, but so do all of your friends and family.
I wish I could be more dedicated in my Bible reading.
This is actually a good thing no matter how you look at it.Granted, but you are a wish made by a villain that backfires turning them into a blob fish.
Granted, but in reality the meaning of true just changed, not the sentence.True, but you lose your arms.
I wish the following sentence were true: THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE
Wish granted, but you're trapped in a soundproof box unless you get your vocal chords removed.Wish granted, but no more wishes are allowed
I wish that I could be a good singer.
Granted, but they break up right after. (True evil comes from the heart, sir).Wish granted! But you'll never win any prizes.
I wish I could meet D+P (Dan and Phil) and witness theM KiSS