A Game of Puns

[Dragazo571]

Everybody! Everyone! Paste your puns here. You have to make a pun related to the pun of the person above you. If you can't, just make up a new pun. I'll start:

What do you do with a dead geologist? You Barium.

Finally a idea i like by Dynam.

Help! My Computer Needs air Bags
It keeps Crashing

 

[Infinite]

We all know damn well I will run this thread to the ground with my god-awful puns.

I'm quite the character.
Wow, another pun? I must be the humourous type.
An expansive vocabulary is the key to these golden puns.
Hold on guys, I need to leave my pun streak, I've gotten a text.
OH GOD NO! I dropped my phone and it shattered! I need to send a letter.

As for above me? I have an infinite amount.
All these puns are original, I wouldn't need to raid your stash of them.
I've made too many, over IV. I need to put an ender to these.

*drops mic* COME AT ME!

You forgot to make Raid bold.

 

[p234738965]

these are all puntastic

 

[nighty]

these are all puntastic

Necro-post again? o-o

 

[7heSw4gCr4ft666]

I tried to touch the fog

I mist

 

[ImaginaryPup]

Since you misted, do you want me to beat you?

I took your collars, you became poor.

 

[ThunderCam777]

I'm watching you, clock

Not really a pun, but did you know that the number for emergencies is 911, and America's greatest disaster happened on 9/11? Yet, the two have no correlation whatsoever...

 

[ImaginaryPup]

You see that window over there? I feel their pane.

 

[JunkFood]

I think heaven's lost an ANGEL. You are so CHARMING.

 

[7heSw4gCr4ft666]

Two chemists walk into a bar. One chemist says: "I'll have H2O." The second one said: "I'll have H2O, too." The second chemist later died.

 

[Elkiehh]

Why did Batman kill Joker?
He didn't know he was just joking!

 

[mcmmy]

Why would you Panic! at The Disco? There are so many more places you could panic at! Whilst looking up in the sky, I noticed Twenty One Pilots flying by. I looked in the right direction, One Direction, and noticed that there was 5 Seconds of Summer left. Damn it! What would I do with JUST 5 Seconds? I might as well go to Nirvana. I looked at the floor and noticed The Beatles crawling everywhere! I realized in that moment I was born to be a Queen. Now I'm finished here, Fall Out Bye.

 

[deltaFrappuccino]

We're all miners so...

Show me a piano rolling down a mineshaft. I'll show you A-flat minor.

 

[MyOneAndLonely]

@radnicole your so puntastic can i call you repunzel???