A Game of Puns

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Everybody! Everyone! Paste your puns here. You have to make a pun related to the pun of the person above you. If you can't, just make up a new pun. I'll start:

What do you do with a dead geologist? You Barium.
 
Once apon a time there was an ugly barnacle, it was so ugly everybody died.
 
We all know damn well I will run this thread to the ground with my god-awful puns.

I'm quite the character.
Wow, another pun? I must be the humourous type.
An expansive vocabulary is the key to these golden puns.
Hold on guys, I need to leave my pun streak, I've gotten a text.
OH GOD NO! I dropped my phone and it shattered! I need to send a letter.

As for above me? I have an infinite amount.
All these puns are original, I wouldn't need to raid your stash of them.
I've made too many, over IV. I need to put an ender to these.

*drops mic* COME AT ME!
 
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Apollo345MC said:
We all know damn well I will run this thread to the ground with my god-awful puns.

I'm quite the character.
Wow, another pun? I must be the humourous type.
An expansive vocabulary is the key to these golden puns.
Hold on guys, I need to leave my pun streak, I've gotten a text.
OH GOD NO! I dropped my phone and it shattered! I need to send a letter.

As for above me? I have an infinite amount.
All these puns are original, I wouldn't need to raid your stash of them.
I've made too many, over IV. I need to put an ender to these.

*drops mic* COME AT ME!
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That's a bit of a mouthful. Well, I'll make you eat those words.
 
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That's a bit of a mouthful. Well, I'll make you eat those words.
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Oh, please. You'll need to be saved from my spitfire puns, you'd need a reservoir. You can't predict me, my puns are Dynamic. As for food, what are you even taco'ing about? You battling me would be a missed-steak. Have you mustard the strength to ketchup to my flow? You've been burned worse than your pizza in the oven. I don't believe it said cook in the oven at 350 for 2 hours, now did it? I'm a taxidermist, because after my meal you'll be stuffed. Not satisfied? Oh, damnit! I'm out of poultry. Better wing it. I bet it was the alluminum, it always tries to foil my plans. Admit it, you lost this battle. I can settle an appointment with Dr. Banana for you, you seem to have developed a split personality. Just don't slip on your blood on the way out, and keep your shoulders high as you walk through the puddles of blood, I want you to B-Positive.

Sorry Dynam, but this is Nacho battle.
 
Apollo345MC said:
Oh, please. You'll need to be saved from my spitfire puns, you'd need a reservoir. You can't predict me, my puns are Dynamic. As for food, what are you even taco'ing about? You battling me would be a missed-steak. Have you mustard the strength to ketchup to my flow? You've been burned worse than your pizza in the oven. I don't believe it said cook in the oven at 350 for 2 hours, now did it? I'm a taxidermist, because after my meal you'll be stuffed. Not satisfied? Oh, damnit! I'm out of poultry. Better wing it. I bet it was the alluminum, it always tries to foil my plans. Admit it, you lost this battle. I can settle an appointment with Dr. Banana for you, you seem to have developed a split personality. Just don't slip on your blood on the way out, and keep your shoulders high as you walk through the puddles of blood, I want you to B-Positive.

Sorry Dynam, but this is Nacho battle.
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Sorry what was that? Iran to the nearest fridge before I looked at this. I was Hungary. But the Turkey was covered in Greece. Kenya believe it? I was like, "There's Norway I'm eating that".

I should just give up. You knew
I was going down. None of my puns are right.......and I have none left.........

I guess this is what I get for punching a tree. But what wood I do without it? Oak-ay you win. Are you happy now? I bet you're thinking, "What a sap! The fool fell for my incredibly bad jokes!"
 
All these puns are like Murder. They're very knife and they keep you on the edge of your seat. But let's cut to the chase. This boring talk is killing me.

One of you had better start fishing out some puns and reeling them in for the rest of us. If I don't sea any puns tomorrow, I'll have your heads.
 
I'll say one thing I don't have much puns to reel in but I know I can play the Bass (lol fishing puns are hard for me)

Cheese is Holey and if you don't like my pun then I'm Nacho guy (who doesn't like cheese?)
 
Cheesy jokes......

(Really bad puns incoming)

I remember when I made acorn-y joke. It wasn't good compared to my other tree jokes so I thought about leafing. What wood you do if you were in my place?

Btw, thanks for the book you virtually gave me for my birchday.
 
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Oh shoot.
This thread was as hard to put down as my book on anti-gravity.
I was dying when I read this; i laughed so hard I lost my left leg and arm. But it's okay. I'm all right now.
Now for round 2 of my punny jokes...
I could juggle, I just didn't have the balls to do it.
I forgot how to use a boomerang, but then it came back to me.
I was a trapeze artist at the circus, but then I was let go. ... Don't leave me hanging!
 
Im gunna give this a go but it might take a well
So this is a bit of a gunt at this one but:

I lost my sense of smell so anything nose

Was it good? (The gunt one was because of GunterGaming )
 
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