Steal and Protect the Diamond!

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TylerTheTurtle

TylerTheTurtle

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Rules
- You will be try stealing the diamond from the previous comment and try protecting it!
- You must have at least three different people posting between each of your own
- The diamond can't be destroyed or duplicated.
- Be as creative as you want!

Example: (Josh starts with the diamond)
Josh: I place the diamond in my secret vault
Me: I xray and grab the diamond from the vault
I place the diamond in a volcano
Sarah: I use a lava proof suit and grab it
I place the diamond in Bikini Bottom
And so on and so forth...

So lets play!

I put the diamond under my bed
 
I sneak into your house at night and steal it.
I put the diamond in a safe.
 
I crack the safe open so loudly that you wake up. You try chasing me but I fooled you by placeing the diamond in the bush making you stump it into the earth so deep that it just looks like a normal hole on the ground full of water.
 
As an Elf I climb it with amazing skill and conceal it with death magic
 
I buy a potion off a witch, which repels magic and I hide the diamond in a present, in a present factory with billions of presents
 
With sheer luck, the first present I stumble across is the one with the diamond. After finding it, I took it to the highest mountain and cleverly disguised it as if it were a piece of the mountain.
 
With a large explosion I blow the top off the mountain, and in the dust and smoke I see a small glimmer.
The glimmer is actually the tardis temporarily abandoned by the doctor while he was exploring the mountain, the one I just blew up.
Instead of using it to take the diamond, I go back in time to the ages before man and live as I should in a herd of my cat family.
We came under attack! We fought bravely, but we could not fight off the pack of wolves, but lo, I saw something unstable.
I grab a vine and pull down the tree, and with the forces of luck and karma both on my side, every single wolf becomes entrapped.
Out of gratitude, the cats that I was herding with brought me a shiny rock.
That shiny rock.
The one that started it all.
They brought me the Diamond.
 
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I ended up taking care of that strange cat. I realized that he something sparkly on him. It was the diamond. He would not give it to me when he was awake. So when he was asleep, I grabbed the diamond then hid in Jupiter (it was protected by bunny aliens).
 
JollyPurpleBunny said:
I ended up taking care of that strange cat. I realized that he something sparkly on him. It was the diamond. He would not give it to me when he was awake. So when he was asleep, I grabbed the diamond then hid in Jupiter (it was protected by bunny aliens).
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I sneak into NASA and steal a one man rocket ship and blast off to Jupiter. Before i left i made sure i had all the fuel necessary and about 50 kilos of carrots. When i land on mars, I put on my spacesuit and walk outside where i am met at laser gun point by Bunny Aliens. They look angrily at me so i hold out a bag of carrots. The guards shackle me and take the bag of carrots. The guards take me to their Bunny Alien Emperor who then tastes a carrot, he loves it. The Emperor then frees me and allows me access to the Bunny Aliens technology, which i then use to drill to the diamond. I pick up the diamond and use one of the Bunny Aliens spacecraft to then fly into a black hole to which i appear in a mysterious location with the diamond still on me and my ship...
 
Being random, I fly in a black hole.. When a spaceship hits me! I die, and become a ghost. I then fly into the spaceship to get revenge on the man that drove a flipping spaceship into me! I find the man sleeping. And as I'm going over to kill him, I see a beautiful shinning thing next to him. I do a hardcore flip. "One shot kill." I say, taking the diamond. I fly to hell where I feed Lucifer's dog the diamond, so I won't go to hell and rotten up. Little did I know,, it was a trick! The dog ate me too, and now I'm trapped inside Luficer's fat dog. The dog wears armor, that's over 9000!!1!1!111!!!! and you have to one shot 60 noscope 420 blaze him if you don't want to die. Only real Savages can do this!

okay lmao I need sleep I have school tomorrow
 
I was watching the news and saw the my plan failed to protect the diamond. Then I saw that got into the earth's core. So then I asked some of my bunny aliens to dig to the earths core. They obeyed. So then I jumped down and grabbed the diamond. I decided to keep it my bedroom but that's to risky. So I then I put on the sun.
 
I got a friend, Maui, to lasso the sun and get it off it for me.
I stole the Diamond and put it in a potion, where if you touch the potion, you slowly die. :)
 
Being that type of person I get my friend to get the diamond out of the potion. With his last breath I killed his and stole the diamond from him. Hiding the diamond inside the fire dragon. The only way u can kill it, is to sacrifice someone with great soul power.
 
stelth_elf007 said:
Being that type of person I get my friend to get the diamond out of the potion. With his last breath I killed his and stole the diamond from him. Hiding the diamond inside the fire dragon. The only way u can kill it, is to sacrifice someone with great soul power.
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The diamond was in Arujann's right sock :p but honestly what the difference? Who knows where the sock has been through.
I throw Donald Trump into the fire dragon and retrieve the diamond
I put it in my left sock
 
I eat the sock with the diamond.
 
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