MCPZ Rap Battles!

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Dynam_Rezinor said:
Enough games.


I ain't backin' down.
You demonspawn clown.

Welcome to the VIP lounge -oh! I forgot "No penguins allowed"

Get ready for the last round.......


You can try to beat me and kill me at this game.
But everyone will remember that Gunter is lame.
And what is it with that name?
You sound like you're insane.
Imma beat you with ma cane.
Then you'll feel pain.
Under ma reign.
I'll get the gain.

No more child's play.
No more Ha! and Hey!
Just my way.
By the end of this you'll have nothin' to say.

Bro, improve your punctuation.
There ain't no incantation
to fix your messed up mis-calculation.

Face it. You can't rap.
So cut the crap, chap.
Put some tape
On your face
Or just shut your yap.

Your illuminati friends are making pacts with the devil.
They're too scared to get on my level.
And so you hide behind them acting like a pet.
I bet you're not even fed.
I'll make this quick and easy.
Now......EAT LEAD!

Gunter, I know you can't rhyme.
Because you gave birth to that penguin in adventure time.

Face it. You're dead.
This thread
is your deathbed.
'Cause you still have that lead
stuck inside your head.


BOOM! I WIN!
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Listen, Dynam,
just take a chill pill
you're gonna need one
'cause my raps are too ill

your raps are goin' downhill
it's like your rhymes are mentally ill

i got superior skill
you such a bonehead I'm gonna need a power drill


for real
It's a deal
Imma chew you like an apple peel

your raps are stone hard,
my rhymes are vanadium steel

I know u tryin' to conseal
you think it's unreal
that my raps are as shocking as an electric eel

now,
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I shouldn't even call this the fight
If you're Robin, I must be the Dark Knight
If you the Man of Steel, I spit Kryptonite
your raps don't deserve a like.

You're not cool 'cause u VIP
you're a fright

it's alright
it's uptight
my raps are icy to the core

be polite
'cause overnight
Imma smash your rank to the floo'


I'm the king of the North
my fellow penguins, come forth
Don't need to take this to court
In this rap battle, you come fourth.


Random Bystander:OH YOU BETTER PUT SOME ALOE VERA ON THOSE BURNS
 
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GG GunterGaming said:
Listen, Dynam,
just take a chill pill
you're gonna need one
'cause my raps are too ill

your raps are goin' downhill
it's like your rhymes are mentally ill

i got superior skill
you such a bonehead I'm gonna need a power drill


for real
It's a deal
Imma chew you like an apple peel

your raps are stone hard,
my rhymes are vanadium steel

I know u tryin' to conseal
you think it's unreal
that my raps are as shocking as an electric eel

now,
Kneel_before_Zod_by_P5YCHIC.jpg


I shouldn't even call this the fight
If you're Robin, I must be the Dark Knight
If you the Man of Steel, I spit Kryptonite
your raps don't deserve a like.

You're not cool 'cause u VIP
you're a fright

it's alright
it's uptight
my raps are icy to the core

be polite
'cause overnight
Imma smash your rank to the floo'


I'm the king of the North
my fellow penguins, come forth
Don't need to take this to court
In this rap battle, you come forth.


Random Bystander:OH YOU BETTER PUT SOME ALOE VERA ON THOSE BURNS
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Oh boy......here we go again....


I really don't have time for this.
No time to hear your pointless diss
You see I'm a hunter and a pugilist.
I punch penguins with ma fist.

So I hear your trying to burn me.
I come from the lands of ashes and fire you see.
This flame war has no effect on me.
I'll melt down your ice balcony
with lava buckets and alchemy.
Before studying your anatomy.

Feeling scorched, little bird?
Your words
are absurd.
I know your every trick but I'm sure you've heard

"Be polite"? That's a paradox.
Unlike your hidden hair-locks
Get ready to weep in fear
Because I'm the one who knocks(REFERENCE!)

Sheathe your DC Fandom.
I'll rain fire on your kingdom.

I will never kneel down to a lowly creature.
I told that to your daughter because I teach her.
Too bad she's gone, if only you could reach her.
Burning penguins is a lovely feature.

It's really sad that you eat apple peels.
If you want I can bring out the bad feels.
Or some more preferable food in your next meals.

Where did I stuff that lead?
Oh right your head.
Sorry you can't wed.
'Cause your dead.
Right before you wet your bed
you said,
"You win Dynam. Just please give me a med,"
Sorry bro. I'm gonna let you die instead.


You , sir, have just been scarred for the rest of your life.
And it wasn't even a knife.

Nobody can fix your wound.
Why? Because:

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My skin so pale, if you wanna see my vains
I wouldn't even have to flex...
And if you are wishin' for a little bitta' shame...
No sex until I solve for x.
Sick of hearin' all y'all truck drivers who can't do math
Compared to your truck, your history's clean
And at the Dodge owners, I do nothing but laugh
Because 4X4 equals 16.
No gold chains, hoodies, flex shirts or caps
Because i'm in the suit and tie...
But to hear that my bill's been cut in half...
Why, I would rather die!
Poor kid, getting beat by his mother in the street
I know that feeling, my life ain't far...
At the court my momma' told me to quit playin' with my feet and play tennis...
Why's life gotta be so damn hard!
Glass brims thicker than Nicki's booty
And thicker than my ornamented glass...
Need to study all night, programmin' gets me real moody
Just so I can pass computer class!

Ah, white stereotypes galore.
 
Dynam_Rezinor said:
Oh boy......here we go again....


I really don't have time for this.
No time to hear your pointless diss
You see I'm a hunter and a pugilist.
I punch penguins with ma fist.

So I hear your trying to burn me.
I come from the lands of ashes and fire you see.
This flame war has no effect on me.
I'll melt down your ice balcony
with lava buckets and alchemy.
Before studying your anatomy.

Feeling scorched, little bird?
Your words
are absurd.
I know your every trick but I'm sure you've heard

"Be polite"? That's a paradox.
Unlike your hidden hair-locks
Get ready to weep in fear
Because I'm the one who knocks(REFERENCE!)

Sheathe your DC Fandom.
I'll rain fire on your kingdom.

I will never kneel down to a lowly creature.
I told that to your daughter because I teach her.
Too bad she's gone, if only you could reach her.
Burning penguins is a lovely feature.

It's really sad that you eat apple peels.
If you want I can bring out the bad feels.
Or some more preferable food in your next meals.

Where did I stuff that lead?
Oh right your head.
Sorry you can't wed.
'Cause your dead.
Right before you wet your bed
you said,
"You win Dynam. Just please give me a med,"
Sorry bro. I'm gonna let you die instead.


You , sir, have just been scarred for the rest of your life.
And it wasn't even a knife.

Nobody can fix your wound.
Why? Because:

you-got-owned.jpg
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Oh... a lame rap again...
I guess you won't accept that you'll never win...

Oh I got lead
in my head?
what a strange thing I read

'cause in yo bed
in yo' shed
you'll soon be dead

you gonna beg
you shouldda fled
now all you see is red

go ahead
go to bed
'cause next night you in a hospital bed

you can't get ahead
how 'bout instead
you bow down to me, it's your desire

cherry red
garlic bread
imma freeze your alchemy, I'll ice your fire

I know it's unsaid
this post is unread
cause you said
"GunterGaming is sweeter then cinnamon bread"

You burn penguins? Man, that's nasty!
Go back where you belong; Elementary!
your weak raps are supplementary
Your sweet anguish is complimentary

Your raps are a paradox
they ain't good, they bad,
If your face was a shore, my ugly boat would dock
Cover your face up with another box
before I smash it off
with my triceritops
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*drops other imaginary mic* COME AT ME









also, that is not a determined baby @Dynam_Rezinor . it. is. a. child. eating. sand. saand.
 
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GG GunterGaming said:
also, that is not a determined baby @Dynam_Rezinor . it. is. a. child. eating. sand. saand.
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Yes. I know. But please understand the meanings of "memes" and "false interpretations". This is the internet for crying out load. Or whispering in softly. Or whatever it is you prefer.

*yawn*

Anyone else gonna come up? This is getting boring. Just the two of us.......


(Oh and that triceratops Toy Story image was completely unnecessary. You probably did it because of the last few posts which had pictures in them.)

(Who Won? You Decide! I honestly we both did great insulting each other. That flame war though. GG, GG. GG.)
 
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But Little Old Dog , You Such a Good Friend I Maybe use Some Dog Food For my Cat.
And Penguin Do you Like Some toast , With some Custard N Mustard.
You Know Sydney IS Best With the Worlds Best Bridge You always Good To best.
 
MaximusPondal4 said:
But Little Old Dog , You Such a Good Friend I Maybe use Some Dog Food For my Cat.
And Penguin Do you Like Some toast , With some Custard N Mustard.
You Know Sydney IS Best With the Worlds Best Bridge You always Good To best.
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Worst. Rap. Ever.
Even my grandma can do better ;n;
 
A challenger approaches
Who's that? Everyone knows it.
But you don't because you don't know crap
If anything you don't even know how to rap
Ur az dum az ah doge.
You can't come at bro
Because your whining in the corner saying
I JUST GOT OWNED
 
bryce0410 said:
A challenger approaches
Who's that? Everyone knows it.
But you don't because you don't know crap
If anything you don't even know how to rap
Ur az dum az ah doge.
You can't come at bro
Because your whining in the corner saying
I JUST GOT OWNED
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k
i got owned, i'll deal with it.
kthxbai
 
GreenUprooter said:
Rap rap rap, ra-rap ra-rap rap rap,
Yo, I'm rappin, 'cause I'm a boss, and I rap.
More rappin coming your way because I'm the rap king.
Rap rap rap, rap rap rap, rap rap rap, rap rap rap.
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Dude, I've got a better rhyme.

Rappin' and rappin' rappy rap rap
Rappy rap rap? Rap rap rap!
Rappy rappy rappin' in the rappin' rap rap
Rap rap rappin' raps rappin' rappy rap!
 
(Party Rock Anthem)
Party Rock is in da House Tonight
Everybody just have a good Night
If We don't make your world go right
Just Blame It On someone else

I cant Rap But I can sing

Let The Night be heard
On This Bright afternoon
It wants More
Sounds Like a boar
I cant contend With This Rap Battle
So Brake Out The Pop and lets Song Battle
 
ThePartyRocker said:
(Party Rock Anthem)
Party Rock is in da House Tonight
Everybody just have a good Night
If We don't make your world go right
Just Blame It On someone else

I cant Rap But I can sing

Let The Night be heard
On This Bright afternoon
It wants More
Sounds Like a boar
I cant contend With This Rap Battle
So Brake Out The Pop and lets Song Battle
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My Eyes exploded with failiure.
abspup said:
Y U just go dere? U no need 2 do dis
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'Dynam_Rezinor said:
''No penguins allowed''
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Enough with the games you guys gonna rap or nawt?
 
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