Simple, really. Two opponents consent, they spit fire at eachother until other members determine a victor. No profanity.
MCPZ Rap Battles!
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What's happened Dawg, you don't know how to speak
Your name is unpronounceable, I really hope we never meet
'Cause I'll uproot all my greens, and force feed you some peas!
EDIT: I declare this war to be Green vs. The Doge
Your name is unpronounceable, I really hope we never meet
'Cause I'll uproot all my greens, and force feed you some peas!
EDIT: I declare this war to be Green vs. The Doge
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War it is you lil' GreenyRootah
fite me m8 i'll rekk you at all the games you know
you're friendz will laugh at you
and i'm teh popular Doge right noa.
Now now children that's enough.
We've got enough problems
So don't make it rough.
Besides,
you both are trash at rap.
In fact
a T-Shirt stating that
at GAP
I bought it to attack
You're as powerful as a tack
I'm telling you to give up now
Jankajob stop saying wowe.
You'll be asking, "How?"
Just say "Holy cow"
And although that sounds really dumb and cliche
It'll get you through the day
So hey!
Today
You say
Holy Cow! This phrase is slightly irritatin'!
I'm makin'
a rap about creatin'
a better word that'll probably keep ya waitin'
Holy Cow! This phrase suddenly took over the rap.
Just gonna make a lap.
I should really take a nap.
Then tomorrow this phrase'll take over the map.
So Holy Cow! This is the end of it all.
It'll be seen in the hall
Of fame during fall
This is when I'm gonna call
The end of it all.
Holy Cow........that was big.
Mate you dont even know
I am too Epic for you bro
You all know me well
If you dont think about it while i put on ma hair gel
I got diamond swords i am the best
You are scared of me because i made you lose all the hairs on your chest
Now leave me alone while i play Minecraft
If you mess with me,you must be daft!
[EDIT]: So what do you think of that rap battle?
I am too Epic for you bro
You all know me well
If you dont think about it while i put on ma hair gel
I got diamond swords i am the best
You are scared of me because i made you lose all the hairs on your chest
Now leave me alone while i play Minecraft
If you mess with me,you must be daft!
[EDIT]: So what do you think of that rap battle?
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Mate you dont even know
I am too Epic for you bro
You all know me well
If you dont think about it while i put on ma hair gel
I got diamond swords i am the best
You are scared of me because i made you lose all the hairs on your chest
Now leave me alone while i play Minecraft
If you mess with me,you must be daft!
[EDIT]: So what do you think of that rap battle?
You tryin' to rap?
lemme show you how it's done...
Oh so you think your bold?
'Cause u got a tiny sword?
I'm Gunta, respect, I eat from a bowl
I'm on parole
'cause my rhymes are too cold;
you know I'm in control
if you ever read the scroll
I'm on a rhyming patrol,
U under arrest, bro;
I'm the king of both poles,
Santa sits on my lap on the mall,
You on the naughty list 'cause u got no soul
Merry Christmas, here's a bag of fresh coal.
*Drops Mic* COME AT ME!
Wait, you hold up your imaginary microphone while sitting in front of the computer?
A rap a dap
Yo have a nap
U suck I rule
I don't how to rap......
Yo have a nap
U suck I rule
I don't how to rap......
U wanna rap against me?
Bring it...
I'ma show you how to rap
'cause u don't know that
ur raps
are as whack
as your snapchat
on yo mac
So you tryin' to rush me?
Man u can't even touch me...
imma beat u as easy as 123
abc
lmnop
ghsgcyufhgvuiuowfaB
B
B
B
Now let's hear it...
For ma buddy...
Janjakob2000!!!!
so u tryin to beet me?
u lil' weekling?
imma slap u 'cross da face, like a duggy
ima doge, beeta respeect me
imma slam dank on ya face, KOBE!
beta respect,
u no we tha best
betta than the rest
this raps harda than a test
GunterGaming and janjakob2000 won this rap battle-... -est
THA CHAMPS!!!
Bring it...
I'ma show you how to rap
'cause u don't know that
ur raps
are as whack
as your snapchat
on yo mac
So you tryin' to rush me?
Man u can't even touch me...
imma beat u as easy as 123
abc
lmnop
ghsgcyufhgvuiuowfaB
B
B
B
Now let's hear it...
For ma buddy...
Janjakob2000!!!!
so u tryin to beet me?
u lil' weekling?
imma slap u 'cross da face, like a duggy
ima doge, beeta respeect me
imma slam dank on ya face, KOBE!
beta respect,
u no we tha best
betta than the rest
this raps harda than a test
GunterGaming and janjakob2000 won this rap battle-... -est
You call yourself a champ
Yet you don't even have the rank
I'd rather call you "tramp"
What's that? Your self-esteem sank?
I'm gonna torture you in every way I want.
But you can't stop me before I change the font.
Yeah I didn't change it but that doesn't matter. What matters is you're getting fatter and fatter.
Bro you can't beat me.
You see?
It's meant to be.
There's no other way around it.
No. You haven't found it.
Victory for you is far.
The defeat will be like tar.
What are you a bird?
A cyborg-Phoenix?
Or a turd?(No offense)
A weird dog with an inappropriate stare.
Oh so now it's unfair?
You're worse than that 30-year old Diaper-wearing Looney Tunes bear!
I've got enough men to have more than just leverage.
You're my servants now suckers.
Now get me a beverage.
So you wanna continue?
If you don't it's your loss.
'Cause I just won the game twice.
Yet you don't even have the rank
I'd rather call you "tramp"
What's that? Your self-esteem sank?
I'm gonna torture you in every way I want.
But you can't stop me before I change the font.
Yeah I didn't change it but that doesn't matter. What matters is you're getting fatter and fatter.
Bro you can't beat me.
You see?
It's meant to be.
There's no other way around it.
No. You haven't found it.
Victory for you is far.
The defeat will be like tar.
What are you a bird?
A cyborg-Phoenix?
Or a turd?(No offense)
A weird dog with an inappropriate stare.
Oh so now it's unfair?
You're worse than that 30-year old Diaper-wearing Looney Tunes bear!
I've got enough men to have more than just leverage.
You're my servants now suckers.
Now get me a beverage.
So you wanna continue?
If you don't it's your loss.
'Cause I just won the game twice.
You call yourself a champ
Yet you don't even have the rank
I'd rather call you "tramp"
What's that? Your self-esteem sank?
I'm gonna torture you in every way I want.
But you can't stop me before I change the font.
Yeah I didn't change it but that doesn't matter. What matters is you're getting fatter and fatter.
Bro you can't beat me.
You see?
It's meant to be.
There's no other way around it.
No. You haven't found it.
Victory for you is far.
The defeat will be like tar.
What are you a bird?
A cyborg-Phoenix?
Or a turd?(No offense)
A weird dog with an inappropriate stare.
Oh so now it's unfair?
You're worse than that 30-year old Diaper-wearing Looney Tunes bear!
I've got enough men to have more than just leverage.
You're my servants now suckers.
Now get me a beverage.
So you wanna continue?
If you don't it's your loss.
'Cause I just won the game twice.
Not bad @Dynam_Rezinor not bad
I can't type well cause im on my iPad
...and cause i didn't finish my original post and it got erased so I have to redo my rap...
Oh well...
GunterGaming vs. Dynam_Rezinor
FINAL BATTLE BEGIN
Hey, Dynam, this the bottom line
Who gave you that skin? R.L.Stine?
I know this is my calling, now is the third time
to finish off this rap battle one more time
And u know
U gonna get pwned
'Cause my raps are cooler than yo' ice cream cone
U gonna groan
while a sit on my throne
My rhymes will chill you to the bone
Imma plow you with my diamond hoe
diamond hoe
You can't touch me, I'm in the zone
In the zone
you can't beat my raps
I spit fire
you can't be the rap master
I know it's you desire
I'm just gettin' started...
Look up in the sky
Not a bird
Not a plane
it's just lil' ol' me
GunterGaming's the name
You know who I am
I'm the most popular penguin
on the internet
Imma rek you
you know it's true
cause u ain't even a threat
i'm the greatest pet
I adopt humas
Im better than any homosapian
it's inhuman
u just mad
cause u kno
u gonna finish last
you won't be able to fight against me
when I put your arm in a cast
with my raps
ur a fad
your just mad
that your no longer the champ
your weak raps make me wanna hurl
I'd crush you, but in Canada, we don't hurt lil' gurls
BURNED!!!
(and no offence Dynam_Rezinor just tryin' to rap)
Enough games.
I ain't backin' down.
You demonspawn clown.
Welcome to the VIP lounge -oh! I forgot "No penguins allowed"
Get ready for the last round.......
You can try to beat me and kill me at this game.
But everyone will remember that Gunter is lame.
And what is it with that name?
You sound like you're insane.
Imma beat you with ma cane.
Then you'll feel pain.
Under ma reign.
I'll get the gain.
No more child's play.
No more Ha! and Hey!
Just my way.
By the end of this you'll have nothin' to say.
Bro, improve your punctuation.
There ain't no incantation
to fix your messed up mis-calculation.
Face it. You can't rap.
So cut the crap, chap.
Put some tape
On your face
Or just shut your yap.
Your illuminati friends are making pacts with the devil.
They're too scared to get on my level.
And so you hide behind them acting like a pet.
I bet you're not even fed.
I'll make this quick and easy.
Now......EAT LEAD!
Gunter, I know you can't rhyme.
Because you gave birth to that penguin in adventure time.
Face it. You're dead.
This thread
is your deathbed.
'Cause you still have that lead
stuck inside your head.
BOOM! I WIN!
I ain't backin' down.
You demonspawn clown.
Welcome to the VIP lounge -oh! I forgot "No penguins allowed"
Get ready for the last round.......
You can try to beat me and kill me at this game.
But everyone will remember that Gunter is lame.
And what is it with that name?
You sound like you're insane.
Imma beat you with ma cane.
Then you'll feel pain.
Under ma reign.
I'll get the gain.
No more child's play.
No more Ha! and Hey!
Just my way.
By the end of this you'll have nothin' to say.
Bro, improve your punctuation.
There ain't no incantation
to fix your messed up mis-calculation.
Face it. You can't rap.
So cut the crap, chap.
Put some tape
On your face
Or just shut your yap.
Your illuminati friends are making pacts with the devil.
They're too scared to get on my level.
And so you hide behind them acting like a pet.
I bet you're not even fed.
I'll make this quick and easy.
Now......EAT LEAD!
Gunter, I know you can't rhyme.
Because you gave birth to that penguin in adventure time.
Face it. You're dead.
This thread
is your deathbed.
'Cause you still have that lead
stuck inside your head.
BOOM! I WIN!
You would've won if you had 99,99% more swagg, wich you don't, get rekt.
k so yuo tihnk i cen nawt rep?
well den yur right, but watcha giogn to do about it?
atlaest i hav 99,99 moar swagg den u haz.
wehn yu c ur mom u gunna cri cuz i just beated yuo at dis game.
dat greemer at 0,01% makes hav so much swagg
such rap
many battle
very speed
such words
dat greemer
many win
such lose
such swagg
Wowe.
i win.
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