Your Worst Autocorrect Disaster?

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Simple. Just post your worst autocorrect disaster. (By worst, I mean like, funniest, or whatever.. xP)

Mine:

I was texting my mom... I meant to say "Sorry for getting into your business"

Me: Hey mom... Sorry for getting into your Bhutanese.
Mom: Umm... Excuse me? I don't understand..
Me: omg oops autocorrect. I meant to say BUSINESS not BHUTANESE.
Mom: ... lmao


Welp. At that point, we were dead. xD

So.. Post your worst autocorrect disaster. :p
 
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Mom: What did you eat at your friend's house?
Me: We ate children
Mom: …
Me: *Chips…

She stopped messaging me and instead calls me from now on. ;_;
 
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Dad: Hey Sexy!

Me: DAD WTF

Dad: OMG I MEANT TO SAY SON!!!




He no longer texts...
 
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I was meant to say text but it said something that filters to pineapple!
 
Dynam_Rezinor said:
Apparently "horrendously" is a bad word according to the server's chat filter.
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I have to go try that now.


I was messaging my dad:

Me: Hey Daddy, Mom and I are at the store. You need anything?
Dad: No, except I think my male offspring got into the potato chips. Could you get some more?
Me: Don't worry, Mom already got pregnant.
Dad: Oh. I guess we'll eat the baby then.
Me: DAD WTF?! (laughing emojis) I meant Pringles you ***.
Dad: But I've always wanted to try baby.
Me: You aren't getting anything. I'm putting the "pregnant" back.
Dad: Noooo
 
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I was messaging a friend on facebook:
Me: I gotta go find some potatoes!
Her: XD why? I have a pile of magicalones right here! *Points To The Pile*
Me: LDSJKFLSDKJFLDSK GET THE STORKS!!
Her: Storks?
Me: I MEANT FORKS!! *Throws TV At Auto Correct*
Her: Lmfao
Me: -_-
Her: Rotf Lmfao




Funniest moment of my life XD alsoooo. Once, we were RPing and I just cracked up at what auto correct did:
Me: Roy! Butt...butt...BUTT!!
Her: ((BUTTS!!!))
Me: ((AUTO CORRECT, DANGIT!! I MEANT TO SAY BUT))



I can't believe those XD
 
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When i keep messaging this person on line trying to say type in their name but it comes out as Khan -_- so for example:

ME: *tries to type her name* KHAN
Her: XDD
 
My mom use to work the county elections as an election judge and I was home alone so I was responsible for dinner.
Mom: What's for dinner?
Me: Children and baked potatoes
It Auto corrected chicken, when I went with my sister to vote one of the other election judges said "I am concerned about your cooking"
 
Lord... you don't wanna know mine... but I'll tell you.

So, this one time, I texted my cousin (he plays Minecraft as well) if he can come over to my house to have a sleepover at six. Unfortunately, I text without looking where I'm going, and I made jibber jabber. The autocorrect did its work, but I didn't check what it wrote. I just sent. Then I saw what it read:

"Hey Nicholas, do you wanna come over to my house to have a sleepover and **x?

I almost choked on my sandwich when I read it.

Thankfully, I deleted the comment just in time. I retyped the entire thing again, checking it twice. Since then, I've always looked at what I was typing.

Oh lord... I feel like crying... -.-
 
@Aventasaurus u forgot the r didnt u XD (Thanks for the s*** XD made me laugh soooo hard)
my worst autocorrect was..
i was going to type to my mom "and i would also like some fudge on my sundaae" and it came out... "and i would also like some fu** on my SSundee" XD
 
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@Aventasaurus u forgot the r didnt u XD (Thanks for the s*** XD made me laugh soooo hard)
my worst autocorrect was..
i was going to type to my mom "and i would also like some fudge on my sundaae" and it came out... "and i would also like some fu** on my SSundee" XD
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Oh lord.. It's as bad as mine... xDDD
 
and what rlly sucks was i was 9 at that time XD
 
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