Your funniest/most embarrassing moments

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Awesomelandd said:
Uh okay...
I have 2...
1. Me and my boss (who's also a close friend of mine) couldn't agree on something, and, both of us being really stubborn, none of us would give in... Whilst I was putting horse poop into the trailer, she pushed me into the trailer of poop and said "I win"... My mum wasn't too pleased...
2. I was having an argument with a snob that had said something rude about my style choice... I was about to say something, but instead I tripped on a loose paving slab and landed face-first on the concrete...
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I knew you would tell the others about the horse poop story Live on Laurenlandd,
This goes back down into the smaller grades, So there was a girl in our class named " Prisha " she was next to other girls, So I think they were having a argument who goes first in announcing stuff at the assembly, So They were yelling at eachother, so finally Prisha says " My P comes before yours! " I don't know why she said that, and we took it the wrong way, and laughed at it knowing us... I'm still laughing at it today..
 
Dragazo said:
I knew you would tell the others about the horse poop story Live on Laurenlandd,
This goes back down into the smaller grades, So there was a girl in our class named " Prisha " she was next to other girls, So I think they were having a argument who goes first in announcing stuff at the assembly, So They were yelling at eachother, so finally Prisha says " My P comes before yours! " I don't know why she said that, and we took it the wrong way, and laughed at it knowing us... I'm still laughing at it today..
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'P' because her name is Prisha?

I also was lying to somebody about me being murderer and I had them running around, because they thought I was an innocent, but I had killed everybody, he had a gun too, and when it was 60 seconds I stabbed him. He got really mad xD

I had a gun and I shot somebody but at the last second he pulled out a gun and we ended up shooting each other.
 
*COUGH COUGH* LET THE PROFESSIONAL COME IN!

1) I was sitting in line at like an after school care thing, and we were sitting by year groups. I was sitting between both of my friends and the teacher was calling out our names (there was like 100 so I was bored) so I was seeing if I could make my face red by holding my breath and like… Idk. Tensing my muscles? Anyways, I pushed so hard I farted in front of everyone and when people asked what it was I blamed it on my finger making a loud crack noise…

2) I went to school camp and there was another school there and we were in a hall all together. I was sitting down between my friends again and IDK WHAT IT WAS BUT I FARTED AGAIN!!! IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING!!! EVERYONE (BOTH SCHOOLS AND TEACHERS) LOOKED OVER AT ME AND IT FREAKIN ECHOED!!! I blamed it on my friend in front of me.

3) I was sick and I was talking to my crush and he said something funny and I accidentally laughed through my nose, making a big snot bubble whiCH POPPED IN HIS FACE!!!

4) I dropped a toilet roll in a toilet and was too embarrassed to tell anyone so I put it back on the rack….
 
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dizzybonnett said:
*COUGH COUGH* LET THE PROFESSIONAL COME IN!

1) I was sitting in line at like an after school care thing, and we were sitting by year groups. I was sitting between both of my friends and the teacher was calling out our names (there was like 100 so I was bored) so I was seeing if I could make my face red by holding my breath and like… Idk. Tensing my muscles? Anyways, I pushed so hard I farted in front of everyone and when people asked what it was I blamed it on my finger making a loud crack noise…

2) I went to school camp and there was another school there and we were in a hall all together. I was sitting down between my friends again and IDK WHAT IT WAS BUT I FARTED AGAIN!!! IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING!!! EVERYONE (BOTH SCHOOLS AND TEACHERS) LOOKED OVER AT ME AND IT FREAKIN ECHOED!!! I blamed it on my friend in front of me.

3) I was sick and I was talking to my crush and he said something funny and I accidentally laughed through my nose, making a big snot bubble whiCH POPPED IN HIS FACE!!!

4) I dropped a toilet roll in a toilet and was too embarrassed to tell anyone so I put it back on the rack….
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*AHEM* Who said YOU were the professional, Newbie.
And you put it back on the rack... I don't even know
So one time I was on xbox live, and there was this guy named like xXGameL0RDXx or something like that, anyways, me and my friends kept killing me and he just kept screaming to the top of his lungs. It was so funny xD
 
Okay, so I was hanging out with some friends, and one of my friends' shoe was on the ground. So I decided I would kick her shoe all the way down the hall, but me being the uncoordinated klutz that I am, kicked the shoe in my other friend's face (I kicked that shoe pretty hard, too). It may or may not have given his face a bruise... Lol but yeah, I felt so bad. XD

Another time, I was with my friends and we had the stupid idea to push eachother down the stairs in a box (idek why we thought that was a good idea). Well, I decided to test it out first. It obviously didn't work, and while I was in the box, it flipped about 10 times and I landed at the bottom of the stairs on my wrist. Omg it hurt sooo bad, but it was hilarious. I think I did something to my neck and wrist, but I didn't tell my parents lol.

Last one! So I was going sledding with my family a few weeks ago, and there were a couple other families on hill with us. So I was sledding down the hill, and I ended up running into this mom with her child. Lol it knocked them off of their sled, and then both of my brothers ran into me on their sleds and wow it was just a mess. XD
 
When I Sniped Dark Without Knowing While we were both Lagging And I was Murderer on Lunar and he was a gunman
 
Ok so I was at my school camp at night and I am a sleep walker so I was dreaming of playing Minecraft and I woke up with everyone around me and I was at the bottom of the tree with my fist out and my BFF said that he watched me punch a tree
 
Dynam_Rezinor said:
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Alright. Now that that's done......
Embarrassing moments.....Let's see here.....
Store accident? Nope.
Microwaved plastic cup with chocolate that burned my eyes because of poisonous plastic gas? Nope.
That time I forgot to get the change after paying? Nope.
That time I screamed like a little girl after seeing a giant cockroach on the sink? Nope.
That time I watched The Powerpuff gir- I mean Breaking Bad? Nope.

Well I've got nothing.
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Iluminati has numbers! Numbers is math!
Math is evil!Evil is math!Evil is iluminati!
Math is iluminati!Math has numbers,Iluminati has numbers

THE CAKE IS A FREAKIN LIE!!!James Bought 800 watermelons!!

k got some cake now into he topic

So i was playing football(not urs americans)and the ball came straight n hitted my finger,it was very painfull so i got mad and kicked the ball accidently to the other team and he scored a goal because of me.

and 1 more thing when my hair is very long (not too long)and the teacher did a haircut too student with long hair.and im 1 of them,
so i got a weird short haircut from my teacher(a very short haircut)now i go to my class and just say ''atleast its free''
 
Well I was sleeping and then I fell in between my desk and was stuck there for 5 minutes, crying. Yeah. It would be me.
 
Oh God....
So a couple months ago, I fell asleep in first period since I was up nearly all night on my laptop gaming and skyping. I've been known to sleep talk in the past as well. So as I was sleeping, I was having a really weird dream and I was yelling a bunch of odd stuff in my sleep and when I woke up, everyone had their heads turned, staring at me. They weren't laughing either, they actually looked more concerned...
 
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Welp, While we were playing murder, me muffin, toilet, and pink with olds were playing, the murderer, and two bystanders were left, the bystander with the gun shot the other innocent bystander, While there were people getting killed around him, and it left him vulnerable, then the murderer won.. then @MuffinLovesAlot Started raging.
 
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I was at HP studio tours and I accidentally knocked someone into a rack of cloths in the gift shop.

P.S STUPID ANDROID PHONE
 
OH GOD THIS ONE IS EMBARRASING : So I was sick one day at school and my crush was FINALLY talking to me and I was happy then I puked from my nose and when I looked around again he was talking to a teacher telling them what happened >.<
 
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