10
Illuminati has 10 eyes
10$=Illuminati confirmed so I could've quickscoped that 10$.
Very understandable explanation!
But wait! *X files theme plays*
$10= World peace
Peace has 2 e's. Doge has 1 e.
1+2=3!
BUT WAIT!!! Put a colon before 3 and you get the :3 emoticon.
Emoticon is another name for emoji.
There are more than 250 emojis.
250-250= 0
0 looks like an oval. An oval is the shape of an eye. Illuminati has eye. Illuminati confirmed?
BUT WAIT !!
Illuminati has more than 3,000 members. 3,000 divided by 1,000 is 3. 3+0= 3
illuminarty half life 3 confirmed!

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Alright. Now that that's done......
Embarrassing moments.....Let's see here.....
Store accident? Nope.
Microwaved plastic cup with chocolate that burned my eyes because of poisonous plastic gas? Nope.
That time I forgot to get the change after paying? Nope.
That time I screamed like a little girl after seeing a giant cockroach on the sink? Nope.
That time I watched The Powerpuff gir- I mean Breaking Bad? Nope.
Well I've got nothing.