Obnoxity is the ruler of black folders.
Obnoxity looked down from their pile of folders, all filled to the brim with pieces of paper printed with such beautiful information. The black shells of the folders gleamed in the sunlight, almost blinding Obnoxity as they stood on top of the massive display in regality. As they reclined there, soaking in the revelry of it all, they wondered where the heck their life had gone wrong. They should have called dibs on the BLUE folders, darn it!