Why Cupcakes are weird

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SirStriped

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Everyone knows that MCPZ is the party place to be. Yet did you know that cupcakes run rampant? Well they do. All fear the cupcake overlords.

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THE CUPCAKES ARE SO OP NERF PLOX
 
Elder Scrolls I used tobplaytaht game but my dad thought, it was too violent
 
Elder Scrolls I used tobplaytaht game but my dad thought, it was too violent

It's a game series. Not a game. I think you're talking about TES V Skyrim.

I like Dunmer. They're much more interesting than any other race and, I think, by far the most popular. I think it's mostly due to the huge success with TES III Morrowind which took place in the central part of Morrowind, Vvardenfell. That's also their homeland.

Well technically if you go back to the past it's not exactly their homeland but I won't get into the details of the lore. You might get bored.

The Dark Elves or Dunmer were actually the Chimer who travelled from their old province giant island thing(called the Summerset Isles where the High Elves hail from) in the south west to present day Morrowind in the North East which was the homeland of the intelligent, now-extinct Dwarves or Deep Elves or Dwemer. Basically, things worked out and then things didn't work out and then an evil Dwemer called Kagrenac tried to make himself immortal using the Heart of Lorkhan(who sort of tricked the other dieties into helping in creating the universe known as Mundus). The Chimer won the fighting but there were three leaders who swore to not use Kagrenac's tools to use the Heart of Lorkhan. They broke the oath and used it anyway. (Here's some back ground: There were some dieties that didn't help in the creation of Mundus. They were called the Daedra. The ones that helped were called the Aedra.) A Daedric Prince (They don't use the word princess. I don't know why) called Azura, who was a sacred diety to them, cursed those three by turning the Chimer race into the Dunmer by making them ash-skinned and their eyes red. She told of a prophecy that an incarnation of Indoril Nerevar (who was an honored and noble Chimer General and also died in the final war between the Chimer and Dwemer) called the Nerevarine(You, the player in TES III:Morrowind) would come back and destroy them for their acts.

Phew. That was a mouthful. I left out some minor details. I warned you about the wall of text. If you're interested, watch the lore series by ShoddyCast on Youtube. They make awesome videos.
 
It's a game series. Not a game. I think you're talking about TES V Skyrim.

I like Dunmer. They're much more interesting than any other race and, I think, by far the most popular. I think it's mostly due to the huge success with TES III Morrowind which took place in the central part of Morrowind, Vvardenfell. That's also their homeland.

Well technically if you go back to the past it's not exactly their homeland but I won't get into the details of the lore. You might get bored.

The Dark Elves or Dunmer were actually the Chimer who travelled from their old province giant island thing(called the Summerset Isles where the High Elves hail from) in the south west to present day Morrowind in the North East which was the homeland of the intelligent, now-extinct Dwarves or Deep Elves or Dwemer. Basically, things worked out and then things didn't work out and then an evil Dwemer called Kagrenac tried to make himself immortal using the Heart of Lorkhan(who sort of tricked the other dieties into helping in creating the universe known as Mundus). The Chimer won the fighting but there were three leaders who swore to not use Kagrenac's tools to use the Heart of Lorkhan. They broke the oath and used it anyway. (Here's some back ground: There were some dieties that didn't help in the creation of Mundus. They were called the Daedra. The ones that helped were called the Aedra.) A Daedric Prince (They don't use the word princess. I don't know why) called Azura, who was a sacred diety to them, cursed those three by turning the Chimer race into the Dunmer by making them ash-skinned and their eyes red. She told of a prophecy that an incarnation of Indoril Nerevar (who was an honored and noble Chimer General and also died in the final war between the Chimer and Dwemer) called the Nerevarine(You, the player in TES III:Morrowind) would come back and destroy them for their acts.

Phew. That was a mouthful. I left out some minor details. I warned you about the wall of text. If you're interested, watch the lore series by ShoddyCast on Youtube. They make awesome videos.
Summary plz?
 
Sorry for the wall of text. So much lore........

Anyways, I think you were talking about Skyrim.
Ye I meant Skyrim I always get the two confused
 
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