When life gives you lemons...
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when life gives you lemons, shove them down @JessGemini throat and spray her in the eyes with them!!!! 
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When life gives you lemons, peel their skins and put them in your eyes then say "I am lemoneye, the great fruit lord"
When life gives you lemons, bring them to life and lead a lemon army that will take over Colorado!
When life gives you lemons, make them deliver a message to everyone saying "STOP ATTACKING COLORADO"
Everyone keeps attacking us ᕦ(`Д`)ᕥ
Everyone keeps attacking us ᕦ(`Д`)ᕥ
When life gives you lemons, bring them to a sports event to squirt in the other team's eyes to distract them.
When life gives you lemons throw them on the ground so no one else can eat them!! !!! Then pick them up because you are a good citizen and don't want to be mean to the earth
!!! Then pick them up because you are a good citizen and don't want to be mean to the earth
When life gives you lemon make lemonade for @JessGemini because you don't want her to attack your home town... (No one was supposed to know where I live....)
When life gives you lemons, make pink lemonade for @silver_gamer00 after you claimed dominance over Ohio.
When life gives you lemons, start a small lemonade booth and slowly gain attention in your town, when you start earning hundreds of dollars each day hire people to work and make multiple stands, you do this until you have enough money to go on shark tank and pitch your idea and offer 45% of the company for 1.5 million dollars, no one takes it except for one who thinks that you could take this business far, you start opening stores in New York City and make millions of dollars each day until everybody in America knows your name, then you go to other countries and make stores there to, eventually everyone on the planet knows your name, you end up on multiple shows to talk about your business inspiring millions to make their own versions of your lemonade , and people claiming to know the exact recipie are all over Pintrest even though none of them are right, You are the 8th richest person in the world and sit on your own lemonade empire that you forged from the ground, their is a day dedicated to you where people get free lemonade for that one day, your so famous paparazzi is everywhere and people ask for autographs, and as you look down on your lemonade empire the one person who always believed in you pats you on the back and says "I know you would go far kid.", as you two watch the sunset in you penthouse in New York. Or, just make lemon meringue pie, I heard that's good this time of year.
When life gives you lemons, peel them and make lemon duct tape to shut up @Avemze_MC
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