Uhh.. By parody I mean, Internet parody. or maybe a remix, sort of thing. I'm hoping some of you have watched this film - Mine is The Lorax, How Bad Can I Possibly Be. The video is in the 'Video' Spoiler.
The lyrics are in the 'Lyrics' spoiler.
The lyrics are in the 'Lyrics' spoiler.
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally.
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just following my destiny
How Ba-a-a-ad can i be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally.
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?!
While theres a Principal of nature.
(Principal of nature)
That almost every creature knows;
Called survival of the fittest;
(Survival of the fittest)
And check it
This is how it goes.
The animal that wins gotta scratch and fight
And claw and bite and punch;
And the animal that doesn't
Well the animal that doesn't
Winds up,
Someone elses, La-La-La-La-Lunch
I'm just sayin'
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally.
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just following my destiny.
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally.
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just following my destiny.
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?
Theres a Principal in business
(Principal in business)
That everybody knows is sound
It says the people with the money
(People with the money)
Makes this ever-loving world go round.
So I'm biggering my company,
I'm biggering my factory,
I'm biggering my corporate sign!
(Bigger Bigger!)
Everybody out there,
Take care of yours
And me?
I'll take care of, Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine...
Shake that bottom line
Let me hear you say Smogulous smoke!
(Smogulous Smoke!)
Schloppety-Schlop!
(Schloppety-Schlop!)
Complain all you want,
Its never, ever, ever, ever gonna stop!
(Stop!)
Come on,
How bad can I possibly be?
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just building the econemy
How Ba-a-a-ad can i be?
Just look at me petting this puppy
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
A portion of proceeds goes to charity.
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad could I possibly be?
Let's see!
All the customers are buying!
And the moneys multiplying!
The PR people are lying!
And the lawyers are denying!
Who cares if a few trees are dying?
This is also gratifying!
HOW BAD?
HOW BAD COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE?/SPOILER]
I'm just doing what comes naturally.
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just following my destiny
How Ba-a-a-ad can i be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally.
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?!
While theres a Principal of nature.
(Principal of nature)
That almost every creature knows;
Called survival of the fittest;
(Survival of the fittest)
And check it
This is how it goes.
The animal that wins gotta scratch and fight
And claw and bite and punch;
And the animal that doesn't
Well the animal that doesn't
Winds up,
Someone elses, La-La-La-La-Lunch
I'm just sayin'
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally.
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just following my destiny.
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally.
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just following my destiny.
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?
Theres a Principal in business
(Principal in business)
That everybody knows is sound
It says the people with the money
(People with the money)
Makes this ever-loving world go round.
So I'm biggering my company,
I'm biggering my factory,
I'm biggering my corporate sign!
(Bigger Bigger!)
Everybody out there,
Take care of yours
And me?
I'll take care of, Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine...
Shake that bottom line
Let me hear you say Smogulous smoke!
(Smogulous Smoke!)
Schloppety-Schlop!
(Schloppety-Schlop!)
Complain all you want,
Its never, ever, ever, ever gonna stop!
(Stop!)
Come on,
How bad can I possibly be?
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just building the econemy
How Ba-a-a-ad can i be?
Just look at me petting this puppy
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
A portion of proceeds goes to charity.
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad could I possibly be?
Let's see!
All the customers are buying!
And the moneys multiplying!
The PR people are lying!
And the lawyers are denying!
Who cares if a few trees are dying?
This is also gratifying!
HOW BAD?
HOW BAD COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE?/SPOILER]
